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August 14, 2008 7:00pm by David Farrar

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Watch this news clip from Hong Kong. If you can’t work out what happened, then read this story.

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Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left

Thats it. I vow never to have sex with a park bench. Even if the bench is particularly attractive.
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August 14, 2008 7:10pm
Michaels

No need to read the story, it was all very clear!!! LOL!!!
David you have to much time on your hands!!!
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August 14, 2008 7:14pm
Murray

Ok they sucked his blood BEFORE they jsut cut a bit of the bench out?

Anyone else think their priorities are a little odd?
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August 14, 2008 7:19pm
first time caller

Stupid prick!
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August 14, 2008 7:41pm
Patrick Starr

getting a woodie takes on an entire new meaning !

maybe just got sick of women?…. think about it, a park bench may creak, but would never whinge
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August 14, 2008 8:11pm
Bob

Apparently this sort of thing is not unusual. Doctors have to release penises stuck in rings and bottle necks.
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August 14, 2008 8:13pm
Rex Widerstrom

Splinters!! Has the man never heard of splinters?!!
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August 14, 2008 8:16pm
Lee C

He got off lightly. Imagine if the rescue services hadn’t been the first to arrive….
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August 14, 2008 8:31pm
Murray

A park bench will not question why you are late home.
A park bench will not invite its mother to come live with you.
A park bench will not get bitter if you look at other park benches.
A park bench never has a headache.
A park bench will not boil your bunny if you don’t call.
A park bench will not get mad if you root another park bench.

Lets face this bit of outdoor funiture was best thing this guy had ever found.
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August 14, 2008 9:01pm
Patrick Starr

Murray, you missed “A park bench will not complain if you fart in its lap”
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August 14, 2008 9:12pm
Murray

I am at a loss for a response Patrick.

My sympathies to your other half.
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August 14, 2008 9:57pm
RRM

Lee C – on the other hand, if (for example) Wellington’s Blanket Man had found the guy first and offered him a few tokes of his joint, in no time at all the unhappy camper would have “flopped” out of his predicament.

(PS: Incredibly, I am in 100% agreement with both of Murray’s last 2 posts…)
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August 14, 2008 10:05pm
Murray

Only two more signs of the apocalypse to go.
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August 14, 2008 10:10pm
Shunda barunda

He must have just broken up with mrs PALMer and the bench took advantage of him.
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August 14, 2008 10:22pm
Patrick Starr

dont worry, it’s only the dining chair – so never says much anyway

(set of quintuplets actually)
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August 14, 2008 10:50pm
3-coil

A bucket of cold water usually solves almost any ‘dog-knot’ situation – can’t see why it wouldn’t have worked here too?
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August 14, 2008 10:55pm
PaulL

I don’t get it either. Presumably the hole was constricting blood flow – stopping deflation?
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August 14, 2008 11:08pm
Glutaemus Maximus

The Park bench wasn’t letting go till it had some pleasure as well as the full gallon!
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August 14, 2008 11:55pm
Right of way is Way of Right

Mmmmm, Patio furniture……..mmmmmm!
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August 15, 2008 2:14pm
Gerard Barry

He almost won a Darwin Award in the penile category
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August 16, 2008 1:26pm

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