All hail the NAG

Children of NZ rejoice. The Government has today made your lives better with its new school tuck shop regulations hilariously called the National Administration Guidelines.

The NAG do not ban unapproved foods, they are still allowed to be sold once a term. So no doubt we will have roving squads of food inspectors making sure that unapproved foods are not sold more than three times a year.

Once the tuck shops have been NAGGED into line, then school libraries will be audited to make sure that only healthy approved books are being made available for lending. Unapproved books which are being borrowed too regularly will be burnt!