Greens target pies and cakes

The Greens are aghast that some schools are not following “guidelines” and are still selling pies and cakes.

How dare they. Send in the Food Police I say and close those non comforming schools down.

Never mind that some pupils may eat sandwiches 95% of the time and only want to buy a pie once a month on really cold days. They must have that choice removed from them.

Never mind that the pupil wanting to buy a cake is actually the School’s fittest pupil and has just set a record for the 1500m race. He or she can not celebrate with a cake.

Once the pies are eliminated for the country’s good, next will be the soft drinks. All sales of Coke will have to be replaced by Ribena as the next step of the master plan!