An in touch Minister

Parekura Horomia was asked yesterday about why 20,000 children a week are being fed at school, instead of home, for breakfast.

He replied that one of the “host of reasons” is because they are trying to stay trim.

Yes obviously five year olds are already into dieting to stay trim, so they are babe or dude magnets.

And just as obviously the proper way to diet as a five year old is to not have breakfast at home, but to have it at school instead. Because that helps you to stay trim.