How to offend your dentist

Was in at the dentist last week. No fillings, but a bit of general cleanup to be done so an ultrasonic device was used which is meant to be highly effective.

The problem is it also sprays water into your mouth, so you  get a vacuum tube to suck up the water.  But it isn’t that easy always as the water can build up and you sometimes end up with a submerged feeling.

At the end of it, my dentist asked me how it was, and I think I offended her when I replied that I now understood why people want to ban water boarding!