Opening of Owen Glenn Business School

As people know in a fit of good timing, Helen and Owen are opening the Owen Glenn Business School at Auckland University tonight.

An e-mail has gone around to all business school staff about this. One witty staff member replied to all in his or her department, inquiring:

Do you think the Dean has checked whether the PM still wants to cut the ribbon with Glenn and what she might be planning to do with the scissors if she’s that close to him?

Heh. One shouldn’t give her ideas.  To be fair if she did, a jury would probably find her not guilty on the ground of provocation and diminished responsibility 🙂