Goat Sex

Oh dear oh dear. The Press reports on a North Canterbury man who has pleaded guilty to having sex with a goat. His rationale?

Well he said that “animals can’t talk” so he thought he would not get caught.

The defence lawyer discriminates against goats also by pleading for name suppression to continue as his client only rapes goats instead of humans.

But one thing missing in the article, is details of how the man did get caught?  Did the goat dob him in after all?