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February 14, 2008 5:22pm by David Farrar

Caption Contest Time

Captions should be nice and funny, not nasty. Photo stolen from Beehive website.

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Peter

Dunne’s announcement of a strategic alliance with the Maori Party deemed “somewhat premature”.
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February 14, 2008 5:25pm
Wycroft

I know you’re from China but when the press get here I want you to scream “I am an escaped daughter of Taiwan” at the top of your lungs.
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February 14, 2008 5:27pm
Adolf Fiinkensein

Oooooooooooo, doesn’t he look just like Benny Hill?
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February 14, 2008 5:28pm
XavierG

Meet Gordon’s replacement. We expect a dramatic increase in work output.
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February 14, 2008 5:28pm
Seamonkey Madness

“I knew Winston was small, but this is ridiculous!”
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February 14, 2008 5:29pm
Peter

Dunne clings to Ohariu Belmont by one vote. Defeated candidates call for investigation…..
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February 14, 2008 5:31pm
RRM

Angelina thought she could stop me before, but not this time…
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February 14, 2008 5:33pm
dog_eat_dog

Bugger the child molestation, the scariest thing in this photo is that he’s wearing suspenders.
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February 14, 2008 5:45pm
Michaels

Give me a ministers job and I’ll let her go. Any job, any party, I don’t mind.
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February 14, 2008 5:49pm
infused

Buy New Zealand
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February 14, 2008 6:01pm
flyingkiwi

Adolf: Peter Dunne always reminds me of one of the guys from Ghostbusters (on the right)

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/ghostbusters.jpg
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February 14, 2008 6:03pm
dad4justice

Oh thank goodness for this wee treasure. Finally we have a quorum to hold the AGM.
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February 14, 2008 6:33pm
Duxton

Disposable razors to shave off one’s moustache: $4.65.

New hairpiece: $120.

New pair of square-framed glasses: $320.

For some reason, still being identifiable as David Benson-Pope: PRICELESS!
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February 14, 2008 6:43pm
bwakile

“Is your name really Mr Dunny?”
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February 14, 2008 6:51pm
Rex Widerstrom

“See, I told you someone in this building thinks I’m important! I told you! Fools! Now take it all back Kiwibloggers! I’m not a pathetic greedy show pony with the morals of a K Rd whore!!”
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February 14, 2008 6:54pm
philu

“we’ll call it ‘the childrens’ party..

and you can be the minister of lollies..”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 14, 2008 7:08pm
Sushi Goblin

Dunne feeds child her own hand – “Let no child go hungry in NZ”
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February 14, 2008 7:13pm
ben

I love your hair.
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February 14, 2008 7:23pm
Lee C

Muriel’s long anticipated visit to Madame Tussaud’s was a dream come true. Although fun at first, it suddenly turned very scarey when she got tangled up in the ‘Benny Hill’ exhibit. Eventually the rescue services were able to cut her free, but she experienced nightmares until she was well into her twenties.
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February 14, 2008 7:39pm
GNZ

haha I like phil’s..
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February 14, 2008 7:55pm
Policy Parrot

“This is why we created the Families Commission, to provide uniquely New Zealand, common sense values.”
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February 14, 2008 8:21pm
dad4justice

PP meant to say ;this is why the families commission has a radical feminist as its head researcher.
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February 14, 2008 8:30pm
ginga-bearded tree-hugger

“C’mon Peter, who you fooling? Rod Donald was a hit with all the girls, with or without the braces!”
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February 14, 2008 8:31pm
Michael E

That’s not right – you kiss babies and shake hands.
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February 14, 2008 8:56pm
Steve

“Who is this, the next Prime Minister”?
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February 14, 2008 9:01pm
Steve

“Can’t be, we have a Prime Minister and she lasts 4 eva”
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February 14, 2008 9:03pm
bwakile

So this is how big people sit on chairs.
Next I’ll show you how we sit on fences..
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February 14, 2008 9:12pm
first time caller

“Is it you or me that’s full of s**t kid?”
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February 14, 2008 9:17pm
bwakile

“..and just leave the $60,000 in a paper bag by the back door and remember no cops”
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February 14, 2008 9:22pm
Buggerlugs

After testing the Amazing Regression Device on Cindy Kiro, The Dunnster carefully planned how he was going to get it into the Cabinet room…
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February 14, 2008 9:28pm
checkthefacts

Does that mean the caption can’t say: “Oh, did I tell you I joined Christian Heritage?”
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February 14, 2008 9:42pm
Sushi Goblin

Child sucks thumb. Dunne just sucks.
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February 14, 2008 9:51pm
bwakile

with 8 months to grow a beard, getting a job as Father Christmas after the election should be no problem.
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February 14, 2008 9:51pm
Sushi Goblin

With a hattip towards the Airplane movies:

“Surely you’ve heard of me little girl?”
“I don’t know who you are, and my name isn’t Shirley”
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February 14, 2008 9:53pm
nzpolitics

When CYF’s came to take the child to her new home Dunne reportedly said: “No, you can’t have her… she’s MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSS”
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February 14, 2008 9:59pm
francis

sorry, no caption, but what a gorgeous kid!
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February 14, 2008 10:21pm
Duxton

francis: Was that meant to be a quote by Peter Dunne?
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February 15, 2008 6:34am
Mike S

Peter’s caption, the first one, is the best I think
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February 15, 2008 8:28am
Murray

Duxton wins.
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February 15, 2008 10:32am
Ben Wilson

UF piggy-backs on stronger party.
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February 15, 2008 10:58am
Brian Smaller

Beauty and the Beast
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February 15, 2008 11:22am
thehawkreturns

“Smoke, Monica?”
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February 15, 2008 1:45pm
Tauhei Notts

Sushi Goblin at 9.51 p.m.
Your’s is the best.
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February 15, 2008 3:48pm
philu

i’m with gnz on this one..

“..haha I like phil’s..”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 15, 2008 5:28pm
dad4justice

Good drugs today philu – been in a coma?
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February 15, 2008 5:29pm
philu

u wdn’t believe ‘how good’..

bless those clever/green-fingered individuals that are able to bring us such fine examples of the fruits of their labours..

that’s what i say..!

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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February 15, 2008 5:32pm
adam2314

What ever has been said before..

It just shows ..

The man is an headline grabbing show pony.. .
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February 15, 2008 9:35pm
Redbaiter

“Graham Capill found to be hiding in rubber Peter Dunne suit”.

Dunne might be due some criticism for his unprincipled political manouvering, and I for one look forward to the day when NZ is free of this posturing bastard, but nobody deserves that kind of cowardly smear. Anyone who would write such a thing here and think it was funny and clever, merely demonstrates that they are as empty of principle as Mr Dunne, but more, also a brainless and worthless coward.
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February 16, 2008 9:39am
Andrew W

Agree, not really funny, it was aimed at Capill not Dunne though.
This is though:
“nobody deserves that kind of cowardly smear.” with “empty of principle … also a brainless and worthless coward.”

Ahh, Red’s hypocracy, always a chuckle in it.
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February 16, 2008 10:06am
Redbaiter

Ahh Andrew W’s narcissistic craving for attention- always so obvious.. always so repellent…
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February 16, 2008 10:20am
Andrew W

Some people, offended by Mr Hurst’s comment, would gently point out to him that that is someones child, and her parents could be quite upset by his joke.

Other people would just see Mr Hurst’s comment as a chance to be an arsehole.
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February 16, 2008 10:25am
Richard

Red said, “…narcissistic craving for attention- always so obvious.. always so repellent…”

That’s a bit like a real estate agents complaining other professions are economical with the truth.
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February 16, 2008 10:56am
Richard Hurst

To clear all remaining doubt: yes, it was aimed at Graham Capill.
( I wonder how that scum bucket is these days?)

In regard to comments about Redbaiter or Red Bladder as I perfer to call him/her/it: I agree completely.
Parents of child in photo, if your out there, please accept my apologies. Dunne is harmless. Listened to him speaking in Taiwan once. As ever he was Mr Reasonable. But as usual there was no real substance to him.
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February 16, 2008 9:11pm

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