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September 7, 2007 8:46am by David Farrar

APEC Security Caption Contest

My entry is Alexander Downer waiting to greet Helen Clark 🙂

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Bevan

I got dibs on the filthy bastard in the Che T shirt.
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September 7, 2007 8:52am
Peter

Suicide bomber reportedly strolled through front door. Military deny being distracted by nude beach.
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September 7, 2007 8:56am
CraigM

Doesn’t matter where it’s pointed, the liberals made me load it with blanks.
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September 7, 2007 9:01am
CraigM

“roger that Charlie 2… but I don’t care who Clark has in her hotel room, get back in position”
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September 7, 2007 9:03am
Ben Wilson

Which rooftop did I leave my gun on?
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September 7, 2007 9:21am
Doug

Is that leftie Sonic coming to APEC?
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September 7, 2007 9:22am
Sam Dixon

Back off! Democracy at work
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September 7, 2007 9:36am
sonic

The invisible sniper always managed to outwit ozzie security.
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September 7, 2007 9:41am
philu

‘did you hear the one about the fake osama..?..’

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September 7, 2007 9:46am
Whaleoil

Alpha 1: Do you see that hideous monster trying to get near The President……

Charlie 1: Yes, but I think it is the Prime Minister of New Zealand?

Charlie 2: I heard he had a sheila’s name?

Alpha1: Standby, Standby, I have control, that is way too close….Standby…Take the shot, take the shot,

Charlie 1: Tango down
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September 7, 2007 9:47am
philu

“..no no..shes’ on the twelth floor..fifth window along from the left..!..”

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September 7, 2007 9:48am
Wycroft

Only when Pvt Andrews heard the safety being removed from his high powered marksman’s rifle did he know for sure that perving at the air hostesses in the hotel pool had been a giant mistake.
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September 7, 2007 9:51am
philu

whaleblubber..!

brevity is all..dear heart..!..brevity is all..!

the request was for a caption..

not a textbook..!

and somewhat ‘laden’..eh..?..your offering..

(and still with the military/gun/kill clark fantasies..?..eh..?

what does your therapist say about them..?

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September 7, 2007 9:51am
Murray

Sonic boom.
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September 7, 2007 9:54am
philu

as his feet grew numb..and his eyes felt sore..

and he neared the end of his ‘shift’..

‘blue’ wondered if ‘security’ had been the right career choice..

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September 7, 2007 9:54am
hector

Stand down everybody. President Cheney hasn’t arrived. He sent that stooge again. Smoko!
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September 7, 2007 9:56am
philu

in aussie military circles..it’s known as ‘the kiwi backup’..

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September 7, 2007 9:56am
Ben Wilson

Wicked, that should be the perfect angle for the lunar eclipse. I’ve always wanted to “shoot the moon”. Pity about the President…heh heh.
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September 7, 2007 9:56am
Wycroft

Sydney-siders drop everything as Locke streaks again
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September 7, 2007 9:58am
philu

no..!..suck harder..!..sarge’ll be back soon..!

that’s right..!

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September 7, 2007 9:59am
anonymouse

After the “Chasers” got through, Orders were issued to be on the look out for anyone looking like a Wiggle…
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September 7, 2007 10:00am
Murray

What the fuck would you know about military circles?

Crop circles maybe.
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September 7, 2007 10:01am
Wycroft

You’re so right mate, Winston Peters does look like James Brown
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September 7, 2007 10:04am
unaha-closp

Australian Sniper Camoflage – now available in high visibility yellow.
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September 7, 2007 10:11am
Peter

“Hey guys! I’ve spotted James Brown nailin’ Condi, third window from right!”
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September 7, 2007 10:39am
Wycroft

He’s got your hands all over her baubles … get on up!
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September 7, 2007 10:41am
FedUp

“Yes Mr Downer, we had a clear shot but there was a problem. The sniper was using his thermal imaging scope and saw something rather peculiar under her skirt. He had to run to the bathroom Sir.”
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September 7, 2007 10:45am
Ross Miller

Mark Burton’s response to Brian Donnelly
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September 7, 2007 11:04am
cctrfred

#123456789 Sniper rifle, good condition
Will throw in binoculars for buy now.
Genuine article “missing” from APEC security botchup as seen on CNN, etc.
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September 7, 2007 11:16am
Calculus

Winston, looking out for anyone that dares to speak freely in election year.
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September 7, 2007 11:22am
AGJ

Troll spotted at Kiwi Blog permission to fire?
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September 7, 2007 11:35am
Advocatus Diaboli

Hopefully they will get severe sentences, they are lucky not to be shot. What they did is to give these Islamic Terrorists ideas on how to get through security cordon.
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September 7, 2007 11:38am
philu

a.d. gets pompous-twit-of-the-week-award..

and an honorary “harumph!’ is heading his way..

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September 7, 2007 11:55am
philu

yes a.d…i’m sure terrorists have never previously thought of the fiendish cleverness of assuming an osama bin laden look..

whilst on missions..

and can i just say..a.d…how relieved we all are that we have you..

keeping an eagle eye on such eventualities..

eh..?..

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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September 7, 2007 11:59am
david

Military Intelligence have advised that all terrorists are colourblind. Uniform of the day is Hi-Vis to avoid blue-on-blue.
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September 7, 2007 12:27pm
Mark

I don’t care if you have to blow up a hotel to knock Helen off, but I am just not going to look at her through my gun scope.
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September 7, 2007 3:06pm
unaha-closp

Not to be outdone, Rove dons high-vis jacket and wanders through security cordon with rifle on arm.
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September 7, 2007 3:19pm
Right of way is Way of Right

Ready……. Aim…….. Fffffffffuck!
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September 7, 2007 3:20pm
Rex Widerstrom

I’m from the government and I’m here to help…… kill you.
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September 7, 2007 4:13pm
Ben Wilson

Damned GPS said this was a donut shop here, not a skateboard park.
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September 7, 2007 4:57pm
Simon

Where is Cheney with those beers.

Work stories they promised work stories.

Clark’s orders were very specific. Four rounds rapid at first Free Tibet hippy to show up.
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September 7, 2007 5:24pm
roger nome

Robinson and Bevan’s mum provided a spectacular distraction, while several of the more militant protestors slipped in the back door ….
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September 7, 2007 5:35pm
KevinOB

Which one’s Klark?
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September 7, 2007 5:48pm
side show bob

“fuck it, I wish I had brought the scattergun, Sarg. If this thing on the broom flys pass again I’m going to let it have it”.
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September 7, 2007 6:58pm
Policy Parrot

Australian military tunic – $500
Military boots – $250

Missing the opportunity to assassinate the world’s greatest warmonger since Hitler – priceless.
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September 8, 2007 1:17am
mavxp

New strategy added to Al-Qaida manual:

Place Hot topless blonde on adjacent roof prior to storming rear of building.
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September 8, 2007 4:25am
Ben Wilson

Amateur voyeur meets professional
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September 8, 2007 9:46am
philu

who won..?

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September 9, 2007 8:49am

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