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August 24, 2007 7:30am by David Farrar

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Porcupine

“Look mum, we’re sexing”
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August 24, 2007 7:50am
jh

I hate a cold bum.
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August 24, 2007 8:04am
Porcupine

Oops, forgaot the *obvious* one:

“Happiness is a warm pussy”
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August 24, 2007 8:06am
masked_sean

Helen Clark demonstrates her dominence yet again in the 2008 leaders debate
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August 24, 2007 8:12am
AGJ

Who needs toilet paper when you have cat.
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August 24, 2007 8:14am
Selma Bouvier

Im sure the cat (or the dog) will txt you ask for the picture to be removed since they dont want to be embarrased.
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August 24, 2007 8:22am
B. Brush

“Dude, I think I can feel your date”
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August 24, 2007 8:22am
AGJ

Yes you’re right masked sean, Helen is a bit of a dog.
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August 24, 2007 8:23am
masked_sean

Indeed, she will never win a beauty contest, but intelligent, hardworking, loyal and very good at herding sheep (the new zealand electorate)
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August 24, 2007 8:26am
AGJ

Yes Sean that flock of sheep that you so superciliously refer to as the voting public was last seen hovering around the 30% mark. Perhaps it is time to euthanize the old bitch and get a new dog.
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August 24, 2007 8:52am
!!!mark

The Labour pussies get mouth-raped by their own dog of an Electoral Finance Bill
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August 24, 2007 8:54am
krazykiwi

Herding cats
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August 24, 2007 8:54am
friendly fire

Ah ..a fluffy kitten is always softer than that 3-ply!
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August 24, 2007 8:57am
masked_sean

“Yes Sean that flock of sheep that you so superciliously refer to as the voting public was last seen hovering around the 30% mark.”

Only one poll that counts. Let the flock wander away to graze during mid term and them bring ’em running back in when the new hay is strewn out from those record surpluses.
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August 24, 2007 9:00am
Al S

“Jeez Helen, that’s a bit ruff!’
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August 24, 2007 9:11am
CraigM

At least masked_sean is accepting of the fact the Labour is only concerned with staying in power and will happily do so my any means of manipulation possible. He is also being honest about how labour really feels about the people of NZ. Good on him. At least he’s not a hypocrite, he says up front what a dispicable, lying, manipulative pack of assholes we have in Government.
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August 24, 2007 9:15am
Biggles

In your face pussy cat
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August 24, 2007 9:15am
CraigM

And this, ladies, is how you treat a pussy.

H1 looks totally disinterested as H2 reports for duty.

A pussy in the hole is worth two in the beehive.

I’m not fit to lick his balls, they said. I’ll show them…”
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August 24, 2007 9:21am
Craig Ranapia

Wny you shouldn’t play Monty Python’s ‘Sit On My Face’ around dogs.
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August 24, 2007 9:22am
Will

Before doggy-style, there was puppy love.
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August 24, 2007 9:25am
Seamonkey Madness

Shouldn’t it be the dog telling the pussy to “sit on my face” instead of the other way round?

Rover got his game-face on when it came to the tea-bagging contest.
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August 24, 2007 9:34am
Michael S

The first attempt at the purex puppy ad was deemed a failure…
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August 24, 2007 9:36am
stinkypete

Labour party demands John Key explain roll if flat cat puppy sex scandal
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August 24, 2007 9:40am
Madam Lash c/o S.K.

This photo of Panty Slut Boy (in his beloved puppy dog role-playing game) was stolen from the Southern Kinx noticeboard. You may well have breached numerous privacy, good taste, copyright and other laws here David – you are in deep doo-doos this time!
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August 24, 2007 9:57am
kiwi_donkey

Peeping Tom now regrets invasion of privacy.
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August 24, 2007 10:00am
Mike

‘As always public address shits all over Kiwiblog in real world relevance and humour ‘
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August 24, 2007 10:07am
WebWrat

“Get off me Helen, you bloody bitch!”
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August 24, 2007 10:23am
CraigM

Mike; “As always public address shits all over Kiwiblog in real world relevance and humour ‘”

Well you are partly correct. .. public address shits ..
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August 24, 2007 10:27am
Sam

puppy to pussy: “does shit stick to your fur?”

pussy: “yep, why?”
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August 24, 2007 10:32am
Murray

Yeah Sean little newsflash for you, your IP does rather let the world know who you are. You should really get back to work because parliamentry staff tend to get burned by their minister when someones hand gets caught in the cookie jar and there’s consequences to be avoided.
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August 24, 2007 10:59am
Mike

@ Sam…you make no sense
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August 24, 2007 11:19am
Short, shriveled, and slightly to the left (formerly Southern Man)

Sam, are you refering to the Eddie Murphy joke?
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“A bear and a rabbit are shitting in a wood. The bear says to the rabbit ‘does shit stick to your fur’? The rabbit says ‘no’. So the bear wipes his arse on the rabbit”
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August 24, 2007 12:05pm
G

The lost art of the Karma Sutra.

Once again he was saved by constipation.

While he preferred to sleep on boobs, pussy would have to do.

Rodney Hide’s final mutation was finally complete and pit-bull Prebble was not impressed.
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August 24, 2007 12:07pm
Short, shriveled, and slightly to the left (formerly Southern Man)

“Guess who, pussy cat, woo hoo hoooo hoo.
Shitzu? said pussy cat, woo hoo hoooo hoo.
Not quite, pussy cat, woo hoo hoooo hoo hoo”
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August 24, 2007 12:17pm
Brooksie

Labour’s pussies get sat on by a dogged determination of all NZ
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August 24, 2007 12:18pm
Jeremy

[Muffled – Yes it’s warm in here, but it smells like shit]
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August 24, 2007 12:39pm
krazykiwi

My favs …

kiwi_donkey: Peeping Tom now regrets invasion of privacy.

Porcupine: Happiness is a warm pussy
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August 24, 2007 1:22pm
Porcupine

“Helen’s guard dog lets the pussy public know what they can do with their freedom of speech”

“Oh please ma’am, can I have some more?”
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August 24, 2007 2:09pm
may

I apologise unresevedly for my comment David. Kindly remove it.
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August 24, 2007 4:33pm
JC

“OK, we’ve followed the sex manual and you’re on top of me.. and already I’ve got a headache”.

JC
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August 24, 2007 4:33pm
Steve

“Is my public realy in touch, or am I dreaming”
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August 24, 2007 7:56pm

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