Dobbing in bad neighbours

Housing Minister Chris Carter has called for good neighbours to dob in “bad” neighbours by collecting evidence and reporting bad behaviour.

Well I can start the ball rolling on that one. Next door to me I’ve got a huge flat full of Aussies. They have loud boozy parties a few times a year with hundreds of guests. They also have a gang type security fence around their flat, no doubt to keep the Police out. Also they seem to keep damaging their property as there has been months of maintenance work on it.

Oh yes also some of their mates loiter outside on the footpath all day, presumably being refused entry until their hangover wears off.

Worse of all they block my view, so if Minister Carter can arrange the demolition of their “flat”, we could turn it into a nice park, or maybe some nice executive apartments.