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May 13, 2007 12:53pm by David Farrar

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape the Police Commissioner!

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Paul Marsden

Im defintely not going to mention the words “pig-fucking’!
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May 13, 2007 1:46pm
sg5

He saw the Police Commisioner coming!
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May 13, 2007 2:09pm
Murray

Love a duck!

Oh hes done that too.
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May 13, 2007 2:10pm
Paul Marsden

..Birds of a feather, fluck together?
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May 13, 2007 2:22pm
Paul Marsden

..or, perhaps to be ‘dinner’ by sometime between 6pm and 11pm tonight, would be my best shot.
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May 13, 2007 2:26pm
Spacecadet

Why did the police office cross the road?

He couldnt get his cock out of the chicken.
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May 13, 2007 3:39pm
Michael

Because a broad was chasing him?
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May 13, 2007 4:06pm
Anon

Or my personal favourite…Broad’s reaction when he saw the Investigate article…

“Bugger! We’re well and truly plucked now!”
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May 13, 2007 4:50pm
fishbowl

Bet you Trevor is worried
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May 13, 2007 7:11pm
michael

Do you mean fishbowl….
because of Trve’s previous life????
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May 13, 2007 7:36pm
phil u

that’s actually laugh-out-loud funny david..

phil(whoar.co.nz)

but i always thought the chicken crossed the road as an act of self-preservation..

..to go and move in/live with the vegans..
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May 13, 2007 9:23pm
brian_smaller

Borad was just showing that you can in fact have a cock and pullet.
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May 14, 2007 8:11am
brian_smaller

Broad was just showing that you can in fact have a cock and pullet.
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May 14, 2007 8:13am
Anon

I wonder if the “penguin sex” search term (which keeps showing up in Kiwiblog’s monthly stats) will now be replaced by “chicken sex”???
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May 14, 2007 9:21am
anon

Broad was sitting in a bar opposite the Prison having a few drinks and looking glum.

He showed his badge to the barman and said “you see this badge, I’ve worn it for over 20 years but do they call me Broad the Policeman? No.”

He took another drink and then pointed out the window at the prison and said “I’ve caught and locked up 000’s of crims but do they call me Broad the Crim Catcher? No.”

He took another drink. “You fuck just one chicken …”.
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May 14, 2007 11:51am
Clueless

DPF I can’t believe that you would even joke about this. Beastiality is no laughing matter and usually involves extreme pain and suffering for the animals involved.
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May 14, 2007 1:03pm
David Farrar

I joke about everything. And hello how many sheep shagging jokes get told in Aussie or NZ every day?
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May 14, 2007 1:39pm
Clueless

And hello how many sheep shagging jokes get told in Aussie or NZ every day?

I wouldn’t be joking about that either! Humans can’t “shag” sheep, they can only rape them.
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May 14, 2007 1:54pm
Clueless

And hello how many sheep shagging jokes get told in Aussie or NZ every day?

I wouldn’t be joking about that either! Humans can’t “shag” sheep, they can only rape them.
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May 14, 2007 1:55pm
David Farrar

Well Clueless you are very welcome not to joke about them.
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May 14, 2007 2:02pm
unaha-closp

I wouldn’t be joking about that either! Humans can’t “shag” sheep, they can only rape them.

Even if they’re the catcher?[/too much]
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May 14, 2007 2:49pm
Uncle Bully

This is ridiculous. Howard loves chickens, here’s proof:
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May 14, 2007 7:47pm
Uncle Bully

This is ridiculous. Howard loves chickens, here’s proof:
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May 14, 2007 7:50pm
Uncle Bully

This is ridiculous. Howard loves chickens, here’s proof:
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May 14, 2007 7:52pm
Darryl Ward

Clueless:

If you have ever spent any time in rural areas, you would know that it is common for dogs to try to mount humans.

In those circumstances, it is hardly the humans that are raping the dogs.

I have also been told that farm workers are sometimes fellated by bobby calves.

Are they being raped as well?
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May 14, 2007 8:10pm
heathcote

This topic is pathetic.

David, you should know better than this.
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May 14, 2007 9:37pm
brian_smaller

“I wouldn’t be joking about that either! Humans can’t “shag” sheep, they can only rape them.
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I agree, David is trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
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May 15, 2007 7:56am

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