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April 4, 2007 2:32pm by David Farrar

Fergie’s lesbian romps

Am I the only person who saw the headline:

Fergie confesses to lesbian flings

And think wow Prince Andrew really did choose badly?

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llew

I assumed i was Fergie McCormack.
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April 4, 2007 5:03pm
the Swift man

I must confess that I am a lesbian too.
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April 4, 2007 5:04pm
Bruce Hoult

Um. No. Why do you ask?

But this is much funnier (and cooly ironic) than Fergie (and prettier, and can sing better, and …).
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April 4, 2007 5:15pm
burt

Choose badly… WTF ?

DPF – have you ever enjoyed watching lesbian sex in the flesh ? Would you like to? Would you like to participate in sex with two woman who are not shy with each other?

If you can answer any of these questions – YES – Then how can you say he has chosen badly ?

Sex is sex, people do what people do. The only exception to this is when they are locked down by some artificial moral standard. This is not to say lesbian sex is something all woman want or gay sex is something all men want etc etc. But to say it’s bad because that is what you were told when you were a child is simply closed minded.
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April 4, 2007 6:24pm
andrei

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
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April 4, 2007 6:49pm
Razork

In answer to your question David, yeah I thought it was that Fergie too.
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April 4, 2007 7:07pm
David Farrar

Burt:

I’ve never watched lesbian sex live, no. I have seen bisexual girls in a threesome. There is a difference between bisexual and lesbian.

Hence I would not be particularly worried if my wife was bisexual, but if she was a lesbian then that would be somewhat difficult.

You totally misread my comments. I have never said there is anything wrong with sex of any kind (well involving consenting adults). I just said a heterosexual man tends not to want to be married to a lesbian.
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April 4, 2007 8:04pm
KA

Wrong person, the article refers to Stacy Ferguson, not Sarah Ferguson.
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April 4, 2007 8:17pm
Rex Widerstrom

As a comic said on something or other I was half listening to the other day…

“I’m open minded. I have nothing against lesbians. Hey, I’ve even seen all their movies…”
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April 4, 2007 8:17pm
reid

“I just said a heterosexual man tends not to want to be married to a lesbian.”

and why is that David?
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April 4, 2007 9:14pm
burt

“I just said a heterosexual man tends not to want to be married to a lesbian.”

If he had never had sex with her before marriage, and she is not interested in having sex with him after they are married – then yes I agree she is lesbian and yes I agree not many heterosexual men would be lining up for that.

However… I’m picking she is bisexual. Just guessing I might add, but I tend to favor belief in human nature above belief that the people involved are not having sex before marriage. I could be wrong.
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April 4, 2007 9:27pm
dad4justice

I am also a lesbian , at least that’s what I am telling the bastards at child support extortion ltd first thing in the morning .
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April 4, 2007 9:53pm
burt

D4J

Tell them you are a woman trapped inside a mans body. Tell them you need to have your children to make it tolerable for you to be this way. Go into the office with your ‘girl friend’ who is a man trapped inside a womans body, do a bit of stereotypical role reversal stuff while you are in there. You know, ask the girl what she wants for dinner tonight, is your bum fat, do you love me… that kind of thing.

You know we might have just cracked the secret trick to being treated fairly in these matters….
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April 4, 2007 9:58pm
John Dalley

No he should just tell them he/her is an idiot.
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April 4, 2007 10:01pm
Paul Marsden

D4J

Get your self a few tats, a can of black shoe polish and a rifle before am. When you get to the office, blast off a few rounds to convince the mongrels into your way of thinking. Apparantly, its ‘legal’ behaviour now, so no worries mate.
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April 4, 2007 10:48pm
brian_smaller

Some of you need to lighten up. DPF was making a coment on the fact that when he saw the headline he thought of the Royal Fergie.
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April 5, 2007 7:37am
unpclesbian

Ok, so if you had to choose btw the 2 Fergies (she says harking back to the twins) which would it be?

Personally it would have to be at gunpoint to shag either, but if the gun was loaded I guess it would be Andy’s ex, at least her toe fetish makes her slightly interesting
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April 5, 2007 8:29am
David Farrar

Good God people do need to lighten up.

Reid – most heterosexual men I know like to have sex with their wives. If your wife does not want to have sex with you, well not my idea of a marriage.

To be fair I am interpreting lesbian very narrowly as someone who only wants sex with women, and has no interest in men.

In fact it can be more complicated. I know gay men who have slept with women but identify as gay not bisexual.

One of my ex GFs is now a lesbian (and yes I was her last), and I’ve even been ummmm romantically involved with someone who self identified as a lesbian. To my mind said involvement was proof that she is bisexual not lesbian but at the end of the day labels have limited use.
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April 5, 2007 8:59am
Captain Crab

Fergilicious indeed.
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April 5, 2007 9:41am
unpclesbian

I agree DF, society has this odd desire to hang a label on everything. Sexuality is about desire and attraction, gender is not the issue.

I prefer to think of myself as gender indifferent, but oops, I guess thats a label!
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April 5, 2007 10:29am
Kent

“but at the end of the day labels have limited use”

Truly priceless.
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April 5, 2007 11:38am
gd

Having seen 2 of my childrens friends mothers leave their husbands for other women I must say that would be more devastating for me than if my wife left me for another man. I guess that reflects the pale male and stale that I am.
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April 5, 2007 4:19pm

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