Shipton sex video to be banned?

In a somewhat weird move, the SPCS has asked the Chief Censor to classify, and preferably ban as objectionable, the Brad Shipton sex tapes.

As presumably only “Mary” has a copy, it seems a waste of time trying to have a private video classified. I mean imagine if everyone started sending in their private sex tapes to the poor Censor’s office asking for a classification?

In fact as SPCS doesn’t have a copy of the Shipton tape, they can’t get it classified I would have thought.