American Idol

I only watch American Idol for the judging, not the singing. The banter between the judges is the best part, and especially Simon Cowell. Last night we had this exchange between Simon and host Ryan. Very puerile but was very funny looking at the shocked expressions on the othe rjudges wondering how far they would goad each other:

A contestant was complaining that the hardest part of the show was wearing the high heels, and this followed:

Ryan: Simon, any advice on the high heels

Simon: You should know, Ryan

Ryan: Stay out of my closet

Simon: come out

Ryan: This is about the top twelve, not your wishes