I bet you she never sues

Mercedes Corby, sister of convicted drug smuggler Schapelle Corby, is claiming she will sue a former friend who claimed Mercedes has asked her to smuggle drugs and showed photos of the sisters smoking cannabis.

I predict the case will never make court.

I became convinced the charges against Corby were accurate when it was revealed that she had flown over to visit her sister in Bali around 30 times over the last few years. I’m sorry but a hairdresser can’t afford 30 trips to Bali, so working out the motivations and funding for the trips is not hard.

Of course the Indonesian sentences for drug crimes are ridiculously over the top, but Corby knew that when she started smuggling drugs in there.