Flaxmere Rubbish

The Hastings District Council has helpfully announced that the parks in Flaxmere produce 850 kgs a week of rubbish – more than all of Hastings!

They also usefully have listed some of the rubbish found in Flaxmere’s parks:

* offal and entrails
* animal heads and hides
* a shopping bag full of marijuana and money
* a full colostomy bag
* a mechanical sex-aid.

Well this release confirms all of my prejudices about Flaxmere I have to say!

Hat Tip: PM’s Office