A busy boy

Lindsay Mitchell highlights the death notice for a 35 year old Levin man.

What is unusual, apart from the charming nickname of “Mr Pimp” is his family. He comes from a large family, having ten siblings. But by age 35 he has already had eleven children by three different women – one being his wife and one being his partner.

Oh and his kids have already had three kids of their own.

So the question is, if each of his ten siblings also had eleven children, and each of them has eleven children, how big is the extended whanu and how many tonnes of carbon emmissions will they be responsible for?

And a final bonus point for the total amount of government money received every year by the family.