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November 2, 2006 7:43am by David Farrar

Just a bit further to the right, Prime Minister

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anon

Goff:

“The perfect caliber to replace our obsolete artillery with!”
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November 2, 2006 8:53am
Spirit Of 76

With Phil Goff as leader, kick out about 75% of the pinko social liberals, 50% of the third rate former union functionaries, bring the surviving members of the fish n chips brigade back and I could probably vote Labour once more.
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November 2, 2006 8:55am
Peter S

I’d never realised that they did silver bullets in that caliber.
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November 2, 2006 8:58am
andrei

Kind of reminds me of Michael Dukakis.

Some photo opportunities are best avoided
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November 2, 2006 9:18am
culma

If only the picture fitted the caption, certainly relieve a hell of a lot of heart ache!
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November 2, 2006 9:27am
Peter S

Culma,

Its a very small, and very hard target, but the heart is definitely the place to aim for. 😉
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November 2, 2006 9:40am
NX

I used to quite like Phil Goff, but that was before he broke convention & used MFAT notes & annoyed everyone with that stupid ‘gone by lunch time’ saying.
Now, as a result, opposition MPs are reluctant to invite MFAT officials on future engagements. Nice one Goff.
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November 2, 2006 9:50am
David Blake

“Another few years before you step down you say Helen?”
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November 2, 2006 10:10am
Michael (The Right Wing One)

“Taito, Stand Still for a second!”
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November 2, 2006 11:30am
culma

Peter S – did you not realise JASON and HELEN can quite easily operate at full capacity without a HEART, only difference between the 2 of them is that Jason realised he was an ugly SOB early on and decided to wear an ice hockey mask when in public, shame she didn’t follow him on that one’n all!
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November 2, 2006 12:41pm
Peter S

Culma,

That reminds me of the Barry Soper comment I heard. It was at the time when John Tamahire had just been in trouble for abandoning a couple of cats. Soper said that the story going around parliament was that HC’s own cat had met an untimely end. It froze to death whilst sitting in her lap!
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November 2, 2006 1:12pm
Porcupine

“I’ll teach you for whinging about giving compensation to criminals”
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November 2, 2006 1:23pm
Porcupine

New Zealand leadership prepares for the “post pastoral era” of NZ history!
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November 2, 2006 1:53pm
Porcupine

“Comrad Phil, in his new role as NZ Prime Minister goes on a Porcupine hunt while visting America”
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November 2, 2006 2:05pm
John Boy

Laugh all you want. He’s a boring, verbose (wah wah wah….) politician who has been meekly under Helen’s skirts for a long time (now that is a terrifying thought). He hasn’t shown any real spark so scores 10% as a man but 90% as a politician. You can be tarnished by the company you keep and so you should be.
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November 2, 2006 3:18pm
Porcupine

Yeah We’re all really scared he might be made leader and increase Labours chances at the polls. So Labour please dont make Phil your leader – we dont want you back for another term.
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November 2, 2006 3:23pm
culma

Petre – that’s a classic, only one flaw in that story and it comes back to heart again, you have to have one to entertain owning an animal, defacto husbands don’t count as pets either!

The headline under the caption should read – “which one of you winging bastards wants a tax cut”
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November 2, 2006 3:57pm
Porcupine

No it should read “this is the only chance in hell I have of running the country after 2008”

Please make him leader labour…(!)
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November 2, 2006 4:09pm
Peter S

Culma,

I agree on the heart thing, that was why my first post on this thread made mention of silver bullets.

It probably also explains why, even after the end of party conference BBQ, where Goff offered to bring the Stake, he still is not leader. After allm the stake is only any use if there is a heart to put it through.
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November 2, 2006 4:24pm
John

In other news, Liarbour cancelled future elections citing lack of funds required for a fair contest. Spokesperson Phil Goff said “By George! After speaking with Frank and Sitiveni we all agree that elections are an unnecessary expense that we can no longer afford.
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November 2, 2006 6:53pm
side show bob

“Dear Leader wants one for the 9th floor.”
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November 2, 2006 8:30pm
Porcupine

They may be banning fireworks but the next election is going to be the best display of them all. – Sit back and watch his seat go marginal!
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November 3, 2006 9:46am
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