More allegations against the Exclusive Brethren

Prime Minister Helen Clark has revealed two more outrages done by the Exclusive Brethren.

In an exclusive interview she has accused them of being behind this week’s coup in Thailand. “Look at the parallels” the PM stated. “Both countries have a PM accused of corruption, and claims of an illegitimate election. It is obvious the Exclusive Brethren were behind the Thai coup are are seeking to do the same here”

When asked if her allegations were based on briefings from the SIS and GCSB, she replied “No I heard it from a member of the press gallery whom I can not name”:

The PM also went in to bat to defend her fellow “left” leader – President Chavez of Venezuela over his comparing Bush to the Devil. “Look some people think it was wrong of dear Hugo to compare Bush to Satan, but what they don’t realise is I have proof that Bush is also a member of the Exclusive Brethren”

“It is a well established fact that if one is a member of the Exclusive Brethren, then they are not only equal to Satan, but also corrosive and cancerous. I mean that in a non personal way of course” the PM concluded.