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September 5, 2006 6:56pm by David Farrar

Croc Humour

I am sure Steve Irwin himself would appreciate the humour, if he was still around.

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phil u

careful david…

if the irwinites over at sir humphrys get a whiff of these you’ll get blacklisted..!

it’s too soon..!..it’s too soon..!

everyone is still emoting like crazy…

(and i know of what i speak…(incurring the wrath of the ‘cultists’..)

i wrote/broadcast an anti-royal 1500 word piece the morning after dianas’ death..
hung around the theme of “bugger”..now the bastards have got a mayrter..and grieving princes..
this will set back the cause of republicanism for at least a generation…

and talk about taking umbrage..!

and heaps of that umbrage came from the supposedly hip/cool/young/rebellious(?) things at bfm..

they are possibly a bit embarrased about it now..but they were definitely caught up in the moment…(hello gemma..!..)

much as what we are seeing now…

with the irwinites..

so..beware..!

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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September 5, 2006 7:50pm
Oswald Bastable

That was amusing- I too think Steve would have laughed at it.

Phil however…
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September 5, 2006 7:54pm
Murray

Bad news phool, its STILL not about you.

Those crocs better not get cocky, Steves kids are as fearless as he was.
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September 5, 2006 8:17pm
monsta13

Steve Urwin should have known better than to go swimming without sunscreen! It protects you from those harmful rays!

bada-bing!
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September 5, 2006 8:30pm
AL

You’re banned because you’re a moron who spams our threads with stupid and unreadable comments, often many of them within a short period of time. The Irwin thread, in which you ranted about his politics in your usual illiterate manner, was the final straw. Idiot.
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September 5, 2006 8:39pm
phil u

q.e.d..?

you can feel/hear his pain..eh..?

if anyone knows al..could they go to him at this time..?
..he needs you to help him get over this loss/grieving period..(and to face up to the unthinkable…life..without steve..)

and gee..!..imagine how he would be if someone really inportant..like say..buffy..was killed in a tragic accident..eh..?

al would be inconsolable…eh..?

he really is quite the softie under that hard brittle rightie exterior..?..eh..?

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September 5, 2006 8:53pm
SweetD

Phil,

Can you speak english?

Only an idea, but you might actually get your point over a bit more if you did. I actually have no idea what you said in your comment above. Your particular communication syyle ranks up there with texting, which I find lazy and unreadable.
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September 5, 2006 9:04pm
phil u

gee al..there i was thinking it was my asking you if you gave proper succour/attention to the ‘lady in the canoe’ at the appropriate times that ‘tipped’ you..

aah..!..thanks for the memories…!..eh..?

btw..i was about the only interesting thing happening over at your place…

winning a battle..and losing a war..?..eh al..?

btw..did you bother with the kangeroo court..?
or did you just make a unilateral decision in the heat of the moment..?

methinks the latter..eh al…?..and that when the dust settles you will be left with a stupid look on your face..going..’um..’

but you’ll be able to peddle your rubbish now..without me going “oi..!..yr peddling rubbish..!..”..eh..?

i’m sure that will be much more comfortable for you..eh..?
being back in the echo chamber..with only nods of assent to be seen..?..and nary a dissenting voice to be heard..?
that is where you feel most comfortable though..eh..?..however terminally boring the end product may be..

eh al..?

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September 5, 2006 9:09pm
DenMT

Phil, I think you should do any complaining about your being banned from SH on-topic on your own site, or at least somewhere where it’s appropriate.
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September 5, 2006 9:30pm
Keith

The moron is getting exactly what it wants–attention.
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September 5, 2006 9:50pm
phil u

um..den mt..al came over here and raised the subject on this particular thread..

i only responded to that..

but hey…!..i really go care what you ‘think’ eh..?

and..of course.. give it the appropriate weight..

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September 5, 2006 9:54pm
Murray

First comment on this thread is you having a big howley bag about the big bad conservatives banning you from yet another site.

Get the hell over yourself you sad delusional little knob.

There was nothing in your now deleted comment at SH that was anything other than a leftist wank about Irwins politics.

Guess what, when you die not one person will care except the cops who get called to investigate the smell. Although it probably wont be much different to what it is now.

Why don’t you try detoxing for a couple months.
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September 5, 2006 10:07pm
Steve Irwin fan

You just had to turn it into something about yourself didn’t you Phil? You obviously don’t care much for Steve’s death.
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September 5, 2006 10:23pm
phil u

um..that was murray…

he’s a warm and cuddly rightie…and you can find him foaming over at humphreys…on a regular basis..

on the rightie scale…he pretty much sets the benchmark for rabid nutjob (local version..eh..?..)

and steve irwin fan…(sob..!)..yes you are right..it is all about me..!

and you are right..i..i..”..obviously don’t care much..”

oh.!..how can i be so callous..?…

and i must ask myself..am i this way everytime a minor television celebrity falls off the twig..?

and i have to hang my head in shame..and go “yes..steve irwin fan..yes i am..”

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September 5, 2006 10:40pm
Keith

Murray, great invective but it’s wasted on the little turd.
It trades invective for attention and considers it worthwhile.
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September 5, 2006 11:21pm
NX

Ignoring what’s said above.

Regardless of whether Steve would’ve approved or not, I think it’s a bit soon to be cracking jokes & it wasn’t even funny.

Whether I’m being precious or not is up to you, but for some reason I’m still deeply saddened by the passing of the silly bugger.

His enthusiast for life & his positive out look was inspiring & rare.

I’m not having a go David, because above all else I respect your right to post what you want.
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September 5, 2006 11:23pm
Helpful Suggestion

David, just an idea – you might increase the readability of comments if you block any containing a lower-case letter followed by two or more periods followed by a lower-case letter.
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September 5, 2006 11:56pm
Direct

Phil… Just shut the fuck up…?
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September 6, 2006 1:36am
David Farrar

I’m very saddened by his death also. There have been a ot of jokes flowing about, and the two I have stuck up I think are more tributes to him, than making light of his death as some of the others are.
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September 6, 2006 5:40am
Keith

I’m from the NT, and the picture of the Adelaide River jumping croc with its caption made me grin, saddened though I am by Steve’s death.
I’m sure he would have appreciated it too.
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September 6, 2006 6:27am
Jacko

Phil u whore.

You do nothing but bellyache and I’ve had a bellyfull of your banality.
Your ideas are bankrupt, your command of the English language is abomnable, your mind is a cesspool of invective.
Crikey, I had the pleasure of meeting the bloke,shaking his hand, holy moly he was a bloody great fella.
Now there is an example of warmth, the memory of something that you in your closeted and suppressed view of LIFE will never experience.
For Christ’s sake you pillock, get a life.

NB: All the commas and apostrophes are used correctly!!!!
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September 6, 2006 9:18am
phillipjohn

Mr Frarr the image is moronic. The dude’s mission was to protect crocs – I mean good on you for attempting to make some lite hearted humour out of this dark event but this just don’t make sense.
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September 6, 2006 10:33am
NX

Now that’s astonishing, I actually agree with what philipjohn said ( & I also agree with Jacko).

To elaborate on philipjohns point, one of the reasons why I’m sadden by Steves passing is not only because he was a decent bloke, but because there are so few people to carry on his conservation work.

Sure there are plenty of conservationists, but none in the same vein as Steve.

So yeah.. the picture doesn’t really make sense in that regard. But since when was humour meant to make sense.
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September 6, 2006 11:00am
sonic

I’ve heard the jokes, even found some of them funny, that is the way people deal with tragedy.

Still sorry to see the man gone though, he did a lot of good and changed a lot of minds.
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September 6, 2006 11:01am
Ms Marple

Hmm… a tasteful EBay ad on Google:
http://www.theregister.com/2006/09/05/ebay_steve_irwin/
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September 6, 2006 11:38pm
David Farrar

Dude – his name was the “crocodile hunter”. Yes I know he didn’t kill them, but the joke still makes sense.
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September 7, 2006 7:09am
Danyl Mclauchlan

A mighty Kauri has fallen.
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September 7, 2006 8:01am
phil u

oh!..no..!…the kauri-toppling reference/cliche alert..!..

perhaps you all need to breath through your noses ..and go to the linked op-ed piece by germaine greer…on her fellow country-person..

who she calls “an entertainer..a lion-tamer who used crocodiles instead..”..

(and i know a lot of you will be chuffed at the idea of reading something new from germaine..

so you can kill two birds with one stone(oops..!)..eh..?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/australia/story/0,,1865124,00.html

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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September 7, 2006 8:32am
david

PhillipJohn, and part of his mission to protect them was to often relocate them to another area. Generally away from people. In that context the joke works. Besides dont you understand “black humour”?
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September 7, 2006 9:29am
Ms Marple

david, dude! You can’t talk about black humour. It’s “First Nation” humour.
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September 7, 2006 10:58am
Andrew Bannister

Ms Marple – we’re not in the USA. And the First Nation people aren’t black. That’d be red humour.
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September 7, 2006 5:26pm
phil u

it’s called ‘mournstabation’…

this delighting(?)/wallowing in/relating to.. the death of a celebrity…

and finally..!..the animals get their chance to talk…
(i’ve covered this this morning)..and their words/allegations will shock many…

“..he touched me repeatedly ..over a period of years…i’ve never told anyone ’till now..”

(that from the koala..!..)

you should hear what the kangeroo and the croc have to say….

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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September 8, 2006 6:33am
Paul Marsden

Irwin was a great ozzie icon and a hero to kids all over the world, no matter what us adults may have thought of him. He was at the very least, a great conservationist and a genuine bloke. Now, Oz has lost another great icon, Peter Brock. I havent seen it reported in any press yet, but has our government passed on our condolences to Oz, for a (our) fallen cobber(s)?
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September 8, 2006 10:11pm
ZenTiger

Phil, you seem to find it contemptible that we are sad over Steve Irwin’s death. You justify this idea when you say (elsewhere):

“you lot are totally suckered in by ‘celebrity culture’..eh..? i’m sure i could find many examples of deaths in the last 24 hrs more worthy of your sympathies.. how about the however many thousands of children that died incalculably miserable deaths from hunger/preventable diseases every hour..? why don’t you save your ‘crocodile tears’.for them….?

What you fail to acknowledge (in my opinion) is the very real effect of what happens as humans when we feel a “connection” to another person.

A death of a family member or a friend would undoubtedly affect a person deeper than a death of a child in Africa. Do you hold such a person in contempt? I would suspect not. Why is this understandable? Because of the deep and spiritual connection formed with loved ones, friends, family etc.

So in the case of Steve, we may not have meet him, but we connected. Now the connection is severed, we feel sadness. To hold this effect in contempt, as your posts suggest and to say his death is equal TO, or less significant than some-one else’s death really misses the point.

As a father, my heart goes out to his two children and his wife. I never met Steve, but I too felt a connection with a person that came across as sincere, honest, passionate and so full of life that he was an inspiration to me, albeit in a small way. I think he did a great job, lived well, added to the positive karma in the world.

If we could all manage a bit of that, wouldn’t that be a good thing? Phil, your points are irrelevant and small minded. You have a sharp mind and a good heart. Why waste them?
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September 9, 2006 2:39pm
phil u

zen..have you not all come to your senses yet..?

ok..if him..why not peter brock..?

can’t you see this has been a mini-diana phenomenom..?

where (nearly) everyone goes nutbar for a while..?

over a guy who did a tv show that consisted of him hassling the fuck out of animals..and jumping back going “..ooh..!..look..!…it nearly got me..!..”

i mean..he had one string to his violin..eh..?

yes..it’s (sorta) sad he died..his nippers etc..

but ..c’mon..!

i mean ..do you remember what was the fuse that got me banned at your place..?..
(since ‘censored’/erased..of course..no posthumous examinations allowed there ..eh..?)

(as an aside..interesting/astonishing how you and frog censor..this blog dosen’t..
what are you afraid of..?..)

having your ideas/ideals/beliefs challenged/questioned/fisked..?..)

i asked/wondered if your enthusiasims for steve irwin would have been any different if he had been a leftie greenie instead of the john howard/iraq war/everything ‘believer’/booster..that he was…?

wtf..eh..?

i get banned for that..!

murray calls people pieces of shit in underpants..and nobody demurs..?..

oh..i see aaron feels it safe now to come out and pontificate again…

(ya gotta chuckle..eh..?

he pops up there once..(his inaugural piece as a humphry correspondent.)..with a load of absolute drivel..

i basically blew him out of the water..(don’t believe me folks..?..check it out..!)

then he wasn’t seen again..(serious wound licking was he..?..tee-hee..!..)

you ban me..and suddenly he’s all over the place..like a rash..

as i said..ya gotta chuckle..eh..?

an obvious display of testicular fortitude there..eh..?

anyway..i see humphrey has settled back to the comforting/reassuring nodding drone most(?) of you seem to like/prefer…

shine on..you crazy diamonds..

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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September 9, 2006 3:26pm
ZenTiger

Sorry to interrupt the thread folks, this comment is just for Phil. Everyone else, just skip ahead.

Phil:

You don’t debate, you berate. This gets interpreted as a complete lack of respect for another opinion. It closes down a willingness to communicate. If your purpose is to present another view worth considering, then it is wasted effort.

When I do answer, you ignore the point or fail to acknowledge it. Case in point, read my previous comment again and then tell me how you could ask this:

“ok..if him..why not peter brock..?”

I tried to explain about “connecting” with some-one. You could have at least asked *how* some-one could possibly connect with a celebrity, but your answer gives the impression my comments make no impact. That’s fine, but then why should I bother debating with you, if time and time again it seems pointless?

“can’t you see this has been a mini-diana phenomenon..?”

Yes. So?

“i mean..he had one string to his violin..eh..?”

No, he seemed decent, hard working, enthusiastic, full of life, committed to animals, a good business owner (his zoo was keeping 500+ people employed, and educating people about animals and involved in conservation projects) and he was often described as a great bloke by those who met him. That’s many strings.

“i mean ..do you remember what was the fuse that got me banned at your place..?..
(since ‘censored’/erased..of course..no posthumous examinations allowed there ..eh..?)”

I missed the fuss (working to earn my crust and all that) but I gather the sum of your continual beratings and lack of sensitivity got too much.

“(as an aside..interesting/astonishing how you and frog censor..this blog doesn’t..
what are you afraid of..?..)”

Not afraid. Just short tempered, and don’t like to be mucked around.

“having your ideas/ideals/beliefs challenged/questioned/fisked..?..)”

You wont be the only one, there’s always some-one to step up to the plate.

“i asked/wondered if your enthusiasms for steve irwin would have been any different if he had been a leftie greenie instead of the john howard/iraq war/everything ‘believer’/booster..that he was…?”

If he had been different, he may have been less liked, so it’s possible.

“wtf..eh..?”

Yeah, strange world when people have feelings, irrational or otherwise.

“i get banned for that..!”

The way I see it, you got banned for an impressive ongoing effort. If this was your aim (and you kind of give that impression) then well done.

“murray calls people pieces of shit in underpants..and nobody demurs..?..”

In my opinion, you don’t always deserve the shit you get from people, and many people over-react to some of your comments (myself included) but you’ve always asked for it.

Your skill seems to be in berating. It has consequences. That’s also why there is less demurring over you Phil than would be fair. But we don’t promise to be fair. And we tend to get bigger on demurring when it’s us personally, and less so over the commenters.

“oh..i see aaron feels it safe now to come out and pontificate again…”

Now I think you are giving yourself far too much credit.

“anyway..i see humphrey has settled back to the comforting/reassuring nodding drone most(?) of you seem to like/prefer…”

Yes, a safe haven for centre-right readers to come and chat whilst silent lefties read us, and go back to their blogs and vomit out some useless drivel to prove to themselves a 25% flat tax rate will bring about the end of civilisation, which will happen in 6 years anyway due to:

1. America and/or Bush
2. Global Warming
3. Peak Oil
4. The Exclusive Brethren
5. Not appeasing North Korea
6. Israel existing (must save the world eh?)

“shine on..you crazy diamonds..”

Careful with that axe, Eugene.
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September 9, 2006 6:09pm
ZenTiger

Oh, and the “Irwinites” phrase was very funny. Not so sure about the other stuff.

Peace, Phil.
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September 9, 2006 6:16pm
Jambuster

I heard that someone had tampered with Steve’s drink before he got in the water.

When he came out, it was clear he’d been spiked!

Badabonga!

J
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