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Act on Campus want some bumper stickers and are looking for suggestions.

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phil u

how about “..let us..fuck you..”

‘dancing their way to power..act..”

“no..!..we aren’t irrelevant…act..!..”

“just call us delusional..act..”

“now you see us..soon you won’t..act..!..”

“once were warriors.!..act!”

(theres a few..
just to get things rolling…eh..?)

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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September 8, 2006 8:14am
Danyl Mclauchlan

Honk if You Love the Laffer Curve

What Would Dagny Taggart Do?

My Other Car is Also A Gift From Daddy
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September 8, 2006 8:18am
Murray

I have one for Labour.

“Run Helen, run!”

It goes on the front of the car.

David how long are going to let your comments be subject to the deranged rantings of that drug crazed drooling idiot?

He seems to think he has some kind of squaters rights this being one of the few places he hasn’t already been banned.
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September 8, 2006 8:57am
sonic

ACT, not quite dead yet?
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September 8, 2006 9:30am
Camryn

It’d have to be a bloody wide car, but…

“Give a man welfare, feed him for a day
Give a man opportunity, feed him for life”
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September 8, 2006 9:51am
phil u

as opposed to “..the deranged rantings of that (un)drug crazed drooling idiot..”..?

step up murray…!

hey..!..at least i’ve got an excuse…what’s yours..?

and hey murray..!..off-topic eh..?..(you how you can get quite fervid if others do that..?..)

we are trying to think up funny one-liners about act here murray…(a rich vein to mine..you’d agree..)

oh that’s right.!..i forgot..(silly me)..it’s you murray…and you are about as funny as a supperating carbunkle…aren’t you darling.?

you just go and wait over there ’till we’re finished..eh..murray?

humor/intelligence/quickness of mind/riposte is just not your forte..eh..?

(“you’ve got poos in underpants” is about your level..eh..murray..?..)

don’t believe me folks..?

just wander over to that home for the irwinites..and other assorted rightwing nutjobs..sir humphrey..and check out the invective of the murray…

and they are very poo-oriented..those rightie attempts at humour..eh..?

i wonder why that is..?..bad/uncomfortable potty training maybe..?

(we should have a chat to murrays’ mum..eh..?.
that could clear up quite a few mysteries about why he is that angry little boy that he is..)

“act…you won’t need a condom..!..”

“act..we’re available..!..to anyone..”

“come ‘dip’ with act..”

“act..let us do it right for you..!..”

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September 8, 2006 10:07am
Zutroy

ACT – Fucking with Phil’s mind since 1996.
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September 8, 2006 10:08am
exocet

no it more like: Drugs – fucking with Phils mind since FOREVER
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September 8, 2006 10:10am
helmet

Dim; “my other car is also a gift from daddy”- thats gotta be a winner right there!
Bloody hilarious. I’m not trying to be sarcastic, thats actually genuinely really funny.
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September 8, 2006 10:12am
phil u

btw…how many times do i have to ‘nail’ you..murray..?

(do you have maochistic tendencies..?..as well.?)

you must look like a piece of swiss cheese by now..

(and can i just rub some more salt into your freshest wounds..?..ta..!..)

as in..:..”run helen run”….

wot..?..that’s it..?

q.e.d…eh..?

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September 8, 2006 10:20am
vanzylnz

Phil
You have never nailed any-one or anything.
You have never achieved anything and never will.
It is sad and we all feel sorry for you.
Your jealousy of successful people is evident in your badly worded
vile ramblings on the late Steve Irwin.
The sad thing is you cannot even write.
I realize that you have killed off most of your brain cells with THC
and it saddens me to be the one to give you the news, but the next
Byron you are not.
Sorry!
Also still waiting for your lawyers to nail me as well.
Sad sad loser.
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September 8, 2006 10:38am
Vanzylnz

Apologies for off topic post
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September 8, 2006 10:40am
phil u

ya gotta chuckle.!…

eh..?

(that was one of those assorted rightwing nutjobs i was referring to before..)

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September 8, 2006 10:48am
rover

‘phil u – struggling with punctuation since 1999’
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September 8, 2006 10:53am
phil u

no mate ..not byron..if there is anyone i try to emulate..through undiluted admiration/respect..it is george bernard shaw..

(and no..i’m not talking about those plays that were rammed down some of yours’ throats at school)

i am talking about his day-to-day political writings/commentary..

to my mind he is/was the master at the art of deflating the pretensions of buffoons like our murray…

and his weapon of choice was humour..’cos if you can get people to laugh at your opponents..you are halfway there..

eh..murray..?

shaw is also the master at turning idiots’ words back on themselves..(c.f. murray..)

so murray..if there is anyone who’se ‘style’i am attempting/plagiarising..

it is george bernard shaw….

vale..!…george bernard shaw…

phil(whoar.co.nz)

(anyone doubting my signpost should just google shaw/humour…)

and enjoy..!..eh..?

laughter is very good for the soul..eh..?
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September 8, 2006 11:00am
Jim D

eh phul…? i cant understand you eh..!…?
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September 8, 2006 11:06am
Ed Snack

Phule, aiming at George Bernard, but missing even Sandy, or Phule, (sort of) living testament to how a big ego in a tiny mind looks, or Phule, how to make a right wing nutjob look coherent ?

Harder for ACT, “Busting all perks except our own”. Rodney has been conspicuously abset in the “debate” on election overspending, protecting his own misuse of parliamentary funds I suspect. Get in there Rodney, if you apologise and pay it back, it will add to the pressure on Labour.
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September 8, 2006 11:47am
uk_kiwi

ACT- Putting the poor in their place since 1984
ACT- If it’s not bolted down, we’ll sell it off
ACT- The Market says you must die, sinner.
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September 8, 2006 11:54am
phil u

ed said/pleaded..

“..how to make a right wing nutjob look coherent?..”

i’m sorry ed..i don’t know how to do that either..
that’s a really hard task..

(and i wouldn’t think about trying that with murrays..he’s a lost cause..eh..?..)

btw..i won’t hear a word said against sandy..barefoot princess that she was…

phil(whoar.co.nz)

“act now..!..regret later..”
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September 8, 2006 12:46pm
Julian

Phil! You have the worst format for your comments, can’t you just write normally as opposes to putting double-spaces between everything you say? You rant and its impossible to actually understand what point you are trying to make.

What you have to say is bad enough, don’t make it worse for yourself (and us).
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September 8, 2006 12:48pm
james.c

“Act, selling society’s soul since 75”

“Act, killing community with corporate capitalism”

“Act, jungle law with property rights”

“Act, selling our soldiers to Uncle Sam”

“I’ve got a porshe”
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September 8, 2006 12:53pm
james.c

“Policy for sale, inquire within”

“Car/arse/soul for sale, inquire within”

Cheers,
james cairney
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September 8, 2006 12:58pm
Richard

ACT like a wanker
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September 8, 2006 1:02pm
Kimble

“ACT, logically we must be awesome, look at the arseholes that hate us!”

“ACT, misunderstood by hippies since 1996”

“ACT, not poodles”
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September 8, 2006 1:23pm
Ben Wilson

First the nice

1. An ACT in time, say Nein!
2. ACT, what liberal used to mean.
3. Tax, borrow, or ACT
4. In God we trust, in business we ACT

Then the mean:

1. ACT on, wax off? (replace with wax with whacks, if you like)
2. Don’t think, ACT!
3. Old ACTors never die, they just twinkle out.
4. An ACT in 4 parts: First they were Rogered, then Dicked, given the Rod, and finally the arse.
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September 8, 2006 1:32pm
phil u

good on you for trying..kimble..

try and work on your deftness/humour angles a bit more ..eh..?
(you’re coming up a bit short there..eh..?..)

(short and snappy is the ‘go’..eh..?..)

‘a’ for effort..eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)

and as for your “act,not poodles” one..

which breed would you prefer..?..

chihuahua would fit..eh..?

“act..not poodles..chihuahuas..”

and as for your “act..misunderstood.”..one..

how about..

“act..what’s to understand..?…”
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September 8, 2006 1:41pm
Greg

Association of Capitalist Tyrants

Privatise this!

Sell the roads!

Mmmmmm Crystal…

My driving is faster than our poll dive!

Stuck in first gear since 2004.
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September 8, 2006 1:51pm
phil u

julian said..

“..phil! you have the worst format for your comments..”

this is terrible..the way you people sneer at my affliction/compulsion…

would you laugh/sneer if i had one leg shorter than the other..?

i have/hold a deep fear of capital letters…(bordering on compulsive/obsessive..)

banner headlines just ‘do me in’..eh..?

that and a fullblown case of ‘fullstop stutter’..pretty much explains it..eh..?

it’s medical..!

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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September 8, 2006 1:53pm
noddy

“Nat – Once we were ACT”
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September 8, 2006 2:00pm
Camryn

ACT – The Treaty is a Liberal Document
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September 8, 2006 2:03pm
sonic

ACT, Remember us? we used to be important.
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September 8, 2006 2:05pm
Julian

Phil-Is your ability to take things out of context also compulsive/obsessive?

I wasn’t sneering, I was observing that your comments are incredibly difficult to read (which they are). And that the points you make are lost in the tangents you embark on.

And correct me if I’m wrong, but if it’s true that you’ve a “deep fear of capital letters” than why do you have them on your blog? So I would dispute your “Medical” condition with basic investigative journalism.

I wasn’t commenting on your fullstops, or your lack of capital letters-more the double spaces and the incredible digressions which are evident in almost all of your comments.

Thanks Phil.
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September 8, 2006 2:22pm
phil u

you got me there ..julian..

but..the double-spacing is a manifestation of countering word-claustrophobia..

i like my words to be free and untrammelled..julian..

able to breath..

not all squashed up together..
(and being bullied by those pretentious capital letters..eh..?..)

and as for “..the incredible digressions..”..?

i myself blame/credit a miss-spentyouth/adulthood..

eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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September 8, 2006 2:47pm
Townie Fella

Try this:

http://generation-xy.blogspot.com/2006/09/stop-press-32-act-on-campus-bumper.html
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September 8, 2006 4:31pm
Julian

Phil – Touchè 🙂

Townie Fella – Nice.
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September 8, 2006 4:47pm
side show bob

Phil u should work writing legislation for the government it would be your ture calling. No one seems to understand you so you should be great at writing law, you could really go places.
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September 8, 2006 4:54pm
phillipjohn

ACT … for a government of white bread richies for white bread rieches.

ACT: Association of Corporate Tosspots

ACT: Come and wipe my fat white ass you little black son of a ………..

ACT: The market will take care of the environment, social harmony and social mobility.
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September 8, 2006 5:36pm
Camryn

PJ – I’m happy for people to misunderstand ACTs view of economics. The view that ACTs policies are by and for the rich is wrong, but not offensive.

However, please don’t buy the political slur that ACT is racist. It truely isn’t. ACT is not socially conservative or racist. Equality for all really means that, and you couldn’t find a party in parliament that has greater respect for property rights (and this nation is based on a document that is basically all about property rights!)

Truely racist organisations (like the abhorrent NF) tend to be socialist or corporatist (in this sense: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporatist)
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September 8, 2006 6:30pm
AGJ

Phillipjohn for all of your so called higher educational you certainly come across as a complete fuckwit that acts in a rather juvenile manner.
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September 8, 2006 6:45pm
the deity formerly known as nigel6888

what do you expect from philipjohn, just his own little onanistic fantasies, that he is juvenile enough to think are worth sharing.

I think this competition is over, Danyl has clearly won:

“my other car is also a gift from Daddy”

brilliant!

townieman’s one is excellent too
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September 8, 2006 6:51pm
TheProphet

Ladies and Gentlemen I believe today is a great day. We,collectively, today have discovered a seemingly inexhaustable source of energy.
If you look at this thread you will see that at 8.57am this morning Murray gave phule a half wind which, it appears, resulted in him running (off at the mouth) all day. There was no slowing down as time and time again invective spewed forth from phules fevered walnut like brain. Surely this is harvestable. I mean, phule is full of it(invective), cheap(DPB payment = $270.00pw) and won’t be missed(he’s a green).

The worlds energy problems are solved.All of us have contributed to this.Give yourself a little pat on the back. Amazing ain’t it? All it took was all of us and a phule.

Allah protect us.
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September 8, 2006 7:18pm
SPC

ACT we vote twice,
ACT you voted for us once in Epsom.
ACT meets in bars,
ACT wants you serving behind bars.
ACT rule by the market,
ACT wants the market to rule over you.
ACT exploits belief in ideology
Libertarianz actually believes in it.
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September 8, 2006 8:21pm
geniusNZ

ACT – The party who brought you election telephone spam
ACT – busting perks up untill 2006
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September 8, 2006 11:00pm
geniusNZ

ACT – fear the government that fears your money
ACT – I’m a nice guy it’s jsut my party that’s evil.
ACT -Back off! my law firm is bigger than yours.
ACT – I paid for this road therefore I own it.
ACT – give hte poor an inch and they’ll take a mile
ACT – Money isn’t everything, but its pretty damn close
ACT – Money isn’t everything, but it should be.
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September 8, 2006 11:24pm
spector

murray said:
“David how long are going to let your comments be subject to the deranged rantings of that drug crazed drooling idiot?

He seems to think he has some kind of squaters rights this being one of the few places he hasn’t already been banned.”

Personally I would be very disappointed in David banning anybody. I like this blog mainly because everybody is given a soapbox to stand on to speak their piece. I particularly enjoy PhilipJohn’s little diatribes that always manage to include the fact that he is quite smart because he is doing politics at university. He is pure comedy!
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September 8, 2006 11:40pm
spector

ACT – Workers Unite! (Actual workers that is.)
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September 8, 2006 11:52pm
geniusNZ

a Vote for ACT is a Vote for $$ and change
ACT – getting the able-bodied back to work through higher unemployment.
ACT – protecting the environment by doing nothing
ACT – personal responsibility (except for election spending).
ACT – we are personally responsible – are you?
ACT – Welcome to Epsom – don’t stay long
ACT – thank god for strategic voting!
ACT – The Rodney for Epsom party
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September 9, 2006 8:53am
iiq374

spector – Nice 😀
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September 9, 2006 10:23am
george

phil,

There were two things that characterised George Bernard Shaw, wit and work.

The only things you seem to have assimilated from him is a wacky idea for a socialist New Zealand and a pagan antagonism.
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September 9, 2006 11:12am
geniusNZ

“the economy/market will be fine all by itself – you just worry about your driving”
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September 9, 2006 11:29am
burt

ACT – Hated by SPC – enough reason to trust them !
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September 9, 2006 11:51am
phil u

excuse me george..we work in our different ways eh..?

this morning i was up when it was dark….

found/posted/wrote-up 26 storys..(all part of the ongoing ‘global-media’ masterplan..eh..?..)

gave the kitchen a ‘good going over’..

and have spent the last hr and a half up at the park ..with the boy..his mate..and our two dogs..

it is now about 12.45..

pip pip old chap…what have you done this morning..?

and as for “a pagan antagonism”..i’m not sure what you mean by that..?

i don’t dislike pagans…(or any other primitive belief..)

each to his/her own..eh george..?

tho’ i do find it hard to argue against shaws’ premise of an unexplainable ‘life-force’..

(to much ‘evidence’ to be explained away..eh..?..)

or to disagree with his railing against the crimes/sins of most organised religions…

(seeing as you asked..eh..?..)

so..my personal ‘religion’ would be a sorta pan-theistic “dunno..”

with a definite leery view of those who claim to have “the blueprint…”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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September 9, 2006 1:00pm
Billy

Phil u, did you use your own unique style of punctuation in each of thise 26 stories?
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September 9, 2006 8:45pm
phil u

yep..!..

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