Winston Humour

1) The latest news is that Guyon Espiner has also been diagnosed with the same ailment as Winston Peters, and both men have been put into quarantine together for a month. Mr Peters is now on suicide watch šŸ™‚

2) The prognosis for the mosquito is not good.

3) “Who said I was ill. Where’s your proof of that. I’m sick of these media storiers without a shred of evidence. There is no hospital”