IP nails it

It is not often I come across a blog post which so stuns me, I don’t know how to even start to have a sensible discussion of it. How-ever Insolent Prick reminds me that parody is the best way to cope, so I repeat below his parody, and you can see via his site what he is parodying.

My friend just bought a puppy. Ever since I heard that he bought that dog, I