Final words of al-Zarqawi
Scott Adams has a hilarious thread speculating on what the final words of al-Zarqawi may have been. Included are:
Remember to watch my new reality show, “Jihad with the Stars!”
Two 500 pounders – is that all you got?
And to think: My dad wanted me to be an accountant!
“I dont have health insurance.”
D’oh
“wow, that’s strange…who would have thought there’d be so many flames and people with pitchforks in Heaven?”
I want a lawyer.
Just don’t let Tom Cruise play my character when they make the movie… Desert Storm II – The Revenge.”