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April 6, 2016 8:00am by Kokila Patel

General Debate 6 April 2016

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AgentBallSack

Queer theory readings sound interesting though. When I was a huge stoner in my teens and 20s we used to have “Pooh Readings” where you get shitfaced and read Winnie the Pooh stories to each other. Dammit now I want to hear the Rambo script done as a Queer Reading. While stoned!
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April 6, 2016 8:41pm
blazeoflight

@ABS

You talking to me?

Aren’t I allowed to pot shot the PM these days?

Anyway:

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/panama-papers-show-why-tax-havens-are-driving-inequality-a6969981.html

8% of global wealth locked up in tax havens

And given our PM’s fawning over the wide boys of commerce, I suspect we will be attracting our fair share and more!
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April 6, 2016 8:44pm
AgentBallSack

blaze – no, but even ……… at anything or ……. that may ….. a person subject to ……, or cause them to be …… is a crime under NZ law. I have said too much.
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April 6, 2016 8:48pm
blazeoflight

Am I missing something here?
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April 6, 2016 8:52pm
Captain Mainwaring

BallSack, why don’t you just let the fuckwit dig his hole so deep that it caves in on him?
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April 6, 2016 8:57pm
AgentBallSack

Captain I don’t give a fuck what people do to themselves, but KiwiBlog is all of our lurking spot. If this went, we are left with WhaleOil. People should have some sense of discretion and not abuse our hosts generosity. Yesterdays effort in GD was enough for me to say “Who is it?” and find what I wanted to know. Now it’s just fucking blatant.
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April 6, 2016 9:01pm
AgentBallSack

As to what it’s all about, it was public knowledge 2 years ago. I simply had more important things on my mind between then and now. My thoughts aren’t with the person being charged with it, but the girls who have to go through the court case. And be treated as if they are liars and criminals out to besmirch a prominent persons reputation.
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April 6, 2016 9:09pm
Maggy Wassilieff

@AgentBallSack

I agree completely. Anonymous commenters can run their own damn blogs and abuse/defame/or break suppression rules to their hearts’ content. They don’t need to damage this blog or our host’s reputation with their lousy behaviour.
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April 6, 2016 9:09pm
Griff

Dammit now I want to hear the Rambo script done as a Queer Reading. While stoned!

Spark up dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEiyVrAhZRM
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April 6, 2016 9:11pm
blazeoflight

In the UK, Labour is now only one point behind Conservatives.

So much for the Corbyn naysayers!
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April 6, 2016 9:13pm
Keeping Stock

@ Nostradamus (7.27pm) – facts are wasted on Gabby; (s)he only comes here to smear and name-call.
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April 6, 2016 9:13pm
mikenmild

Or he could just watch Charlton Heston in Ben Hur for a ‘gay reading’ courtesy of sneaky screenwriter Gore Vidal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bv5yv0n9Tc
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April 6, 2016 9:15pm
AgentBallSack

mikenmild but they killed 100 horses to make ben hur.
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April 6, 2016 9:20pm
AgentBallSack

I will be back Griff 😎
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April 6, 2016 9:22pm
Captain Mainwaring

“In the UK, Labour is now only one point behind Conservatives.
So much for the Corbyn naysayers!”

What this tends to prove, blazeofshite, is that poms are almost as dopey as Venezuelans were a couple of decades back. Thank Christ we live here and not there.
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April 6, 2016 9:24pm
Gabby

What this tends to prove, Cap’n Stainer, is that Hameron’s too horrible even for dopey poms.
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April 6, 2016 9:30pm
AgentBallSack

haha I have seen it already but its still worth it.
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April 6, 2016 9:32pm
Captain Mainwaring

Thanks Ballsack, I hadn’t realised that idiots on here could take DPF down with them. Our host treads a fine line.
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April 6, 2016 9:35pm
AgentBallSack

I worry about Griff and his soft gay porn sometimes. Other times I wonder why he’s divorced. And what he does on his boat. Then I visit mindbleach.org
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April 6, 2016 9:37pm
Captain Mainwaring

What this tends to prove, Gobby, is that your holiday from here should have been a bloody sight longer.
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April 6, 2016 9:37pm
Gabby

That’s what I meant by ‘the likes of you’. Even If Fatcam quoted accurately, he’s not above ignoring context if it suits.
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April 6, 2016 9:40pm
AgentBallSack

Captain, the punishment for an entity is far more punitive.
Latest changes:

The penalty for breach of suppression orders by individuals will go from a maximum 3-month term of imprisonment to 6 months, with Judges able to impose a fine at their discretion in place of imprisonment (the current maximum fine is $1,000);

The maximum fine for organisations breaching suppression orders will go from $5,000 to $100,000;

Introduction of a new offence to capture New Zealand-based internet service providers or content hosts who do not remove locally-hosted suppressed information which they know is in breach of a suppression order, and who fail to block access or remove it as soon as reasonably practicable;
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April 6, 2016 9:43pm
RF

For Christs sake think of DPF and this blog when hinting about you know what. The penalties for breaching Court orders would ruin his hard earned reputation.

No doubt it will all come out sometime but for now it’s forbidden fruit.
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April 6, 2016 9:44pm
Maggy Wassilieff

Anyone in need of a colourful daub to grace their living room?

I’m pretty sure I could bash something out for you along Albrechtan lines for a little under $30,000.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11618095

Dont delay!… Commissions only accepted this evening.
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April 6, 2016 9:45pm
AgentBallSack

So in recap, anyone who sees name suppression breaches on this blog should ring, email, or facebook DPF as soon as the material is posted.
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April 6, 2016 9:46pm
AgentBallSack

Maggy I will buy 4 if you promise to die with undue haste. All the best artists are dead.
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April 6, 2016 9:49pm
Maggy Wassilieff

@Agentballsack

Do you really think I’d have to die…. couldn’t I just cut off an ear or a lock of hair?
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April 6, 2016 9:57pm
AgentBallSack

It’s just a fucking haircut!!!!!!! Who needs these over-privileged american asshole THEMS with their public shaming of NZ businesses? Fuck off back home you snivelling yank!

Lorren Grabarek at Corner Barber Shop.
April 3 at 1:29pm · Instagram ·
Today I was sneared at, told that could not have my hair cut b/c I was “not actually a man” and then asked to leave. To the Corner Barber Shop in Birkenhead: you are transphobic, cis-privileged, arrogant, sexists who deserve to be shamed, silenced, and ridiculed just like you have done to me today. I’m filing an official complaint. ‪#‎transphobia‬ ‪#‎sexism‬ ‪#‎birkenhead‬ ‪#‎thecornerbarber‬

https://www.facebook.com/LGlifesgood94?fref=ts
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April 6, 2016 9:58pm
AgentBallSack

Well Maggy you have to suffer for your art before you die, it’s true. Perhaps a chopping off a leg, followed by galloping consumption will bring your art prices up in anticipation of your soon to be lamented, unfortunate, timely death?
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April 6, 2016 10:01pm
nasska

I was thinking that a suicide pact with her toy boy where they both jump naked into Hellaby’s industrial mincer would improve the price somewhat Ballsack.

Put an offer in for the lot. With the right publicity it’ll be a nice little earner! 🙂
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April 6, 2016 10:15pm
Left Right and Centre

A customer provides feedback . . .

Hi – I shop at pak n save Porirua. I’ve been buying Cadbury Dream for a few months now. I wonder why when I went in today there was *every other type variety of Cadbury family size block* except the one that I wanted. Every other variety had a million blocks in stock – full as full can be shelf. Empty spaces where the Dream should be. And I can’t blame pak n save because I know Cadbury use a rep. I should’ve bought a Milky Bar but why should I pay more for something that uses something filled with inferior ingredients called ‘full cream milk powder’. What the hell is ‘full cream milk powder’ ? No – I don’t want anything else – or to go to NW and get ripped off or pay for the higher cost small bars. I don’t want anything – I just want to say that you probably lose sales when your product is unavailable to purchase. Isn’t that quite important to your business ? Make the product – and then sell it in a shop ? Without the shop part I can’t see how your business model will continue. I am not a sucker for punishment so I will have to bite the bullet and stock up two or three blocks ahead to allow for incompetence or whatever else is the cause. Maybe you people want to get some mentoring advice from Coke – they hardly ever get it wrong. What you do is – you count up all the product lines – then take it with you to the supermarket. Aha – where’s the Dream ? You see how you’re missing one ? We always check. Got the Sprite ? Fanta ? Good, good. A visual check can save the day. You see that blank gap ? The one next to the other 800 chocker not shocker blocks of chocolate of jellybean and raisin and other gimmicky nonsense ? Yes – that would look better filled up with product instead of nothing – now you’ve got it !! Sitting here typing this enjoying Coke vanilla zero 1.5 litre which was on the shelf.
Oh well – maybe it’s a one day thing. I’ll go and look tomorrow. It’s usually there but real life Monty Python skits aren’t cool. Ok – it’s a first world problem – but – that’s all Cadbury do. Put me in charge if you want – and I’ll keep the shelves full. At the very worst I’d have a way to tell people sorry all we do is make chocolate by the vat but we made a boo-boo today in logstics. Don’t make me make my own chocolate – it’s a pain in the arse. Or give it up. I only eat it before running – sugar and fat – high energy. Ok – well – have fun. I probably won’t be buying Dream if it ain’t 200g and on the shelf at my budget shop – I’ve got about two / three rows left, and then what ? Don’t Dream It’s Over ? Have a good one choccy jockeys.
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April 6, 2016 10:20pm
AgentBallSack

I hear her toyboy is Johnboy, theyre more likely to jump in the dipping trough, make love on a sheep carcass and run naked around the Orongorongos. As a prospective visitor to that area I feel worried and nervous.
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April 6, 2016 10:22pm
AgentBallSack

LRC you are an unmitigated LIAR sir! No one from Porirua could write that.
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April 6, 2016 10:24pm
Maggy Wassilieff

A scandal sounds much more attractive than death in an industrial mincer.

However the cold, clammy confines of the Catchpool are not for me, anymore.

If you’d kindly forward your half deposit of $60,000, for the ordered 4 art-works, I’ ll make arrangements to head for foreign climes and exotic inspiration.
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April 6, 2016 10:41pm
AgentBallSack

….for foreign climes and exotic inspiration.
Off to Rotorua again Maggy?
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April 6, 2016 10:52pm
Return To Sender

Did Newsboy go to far?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/35975971
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April 6, 2016 11:01pm
Maggy Wassilieff

@AgentBallSack

Off to Rotorua again

Some nice vistas amongst the Redwoods
https://www.google.co.nz/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x6d6e9dc090a13ae5%3A0x59e1024f08231579!2m5!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i100!3m1!7e1!4s%2F%2Fplus.google.com%2Fphotos%2Fphoto%2F102304391148122989204%2F6217529613658506882!5s%20-%20Google%20Search&imagekey=!1e3!2s-3msfl_VnUn0%2FVhMxwVVuJbI%2FAAAAAAAAAGM%2FFyJFAkMJNgA
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April 6, 2016 11:07pm
Left Right and Centre

Porirua City – around 54K humanoids. Let’s count za flash as fuck suburbs . . .

Whitby, Papakowhai, Paremata, Mana, Plimmerton, Pauatahanui, Aotea, Camborne. That’s enough right there – even some of the shit parts have good parts – Titi Bay, Ascot Park. And some of the really high class Cannons Creek properties don’t have an old bed on the front lawn and hardly look like car scrap yards.

You’ll never catch any of the posh parts saying they reside in P Town. Whitby is *not* in Porirua. No, no, no. They’ll say they ‘live in Wellington’ or ‘greater Wellington’. They would need a long shower if they were to say out loud ‘I pay rates to PCC’. All the soap at NW couldn’t wash off the dreadful connotations should the ‘P’ name be uttered in their splendid presence.

One does not have to reside in Pooriruined to frequent the local business establishments and avail oneself of the ‘high value prices’ so attractive to those of modest means.
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April 6, 2016 11:50pm
Viking2

Today in History.

https://www.facebook.com/624647914290150/photos/a.739777399443867.1073741834.624647914290150/775257432562530/?type=3&theater
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April 7, 2016 7:16am
Captain Mainwaring

L R & C:
I once knew a chap who lived in Paremata and made his rates cheque out to “Snake Gully City Council.”
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