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December 15, 2014 8:00am by Kokila Patel

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Longknives

“I wonder if Bruv, Longknives and Nostradamus counter-complained?”

Sometimes I wonder if I am in fact Big Bruv! And this is all a bit like the ending of ‘Fight Club’….
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December 15, 2014 5:55pm
Kea

stupidboy, you really are a vile and repugnant little creep blaming Jews for 9/11.

The attacks were planned, carried out and financed by Saudi Arabians. Not a big place for Jews !
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December 15, 2014 5:57pm
dad4justice

“Sometimes I wonder if I am in fact Big Bruv!”

Are you a psychopathic liar as well or just suffering from schizophrenia?
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December 15, 2014 5:58pm
nasska

I see you ran off & complained to the Headmaster Dad.

Tell tale tit, your tongue will be split. 🙂
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December 15, 2014 6:04pm
dad4justice

Email David F you pathetic lying snake’s I have NEVER NEVER narked in my life you deranged lying creeps! I don’t complain about you sick fucks here on kiwiblog. You are so wrong you malicious deranged jellyfish cowards!

David can you please clarify this fact for this sick den of vipers. FFS these scum need to be banned forever!!
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December 15, 2014 6:07pm
Kea

D4J, good on ya mate 🙂
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December 15, 2014 6:08pm
Jack5

Re Kea at 5.49:

I’m not Jewish, but think the cartoon crosses the line to being offensive.

Your link to the Israeli web site Haaretz doesn’t seem to me to justify your accusation of:

…more bleating about how “Jews” were the real victims of Christchurch earthquakes…

Why Kea, why is it wrong for an Israeli web site featuring the earthquake recovery to focus on Christchurch’s small Jewish community?

If there’s a flood in the state of Washington, we hear about a NZ’er who lives there. If New Zealanders are caught up in a crisis in Timbuktu or Iceland, NZ media will understandably focus their reports on them.
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December 15, 2014 6:11pm
nasska

….” I have NEVER NEVER narked in my life”…..

Obviously DPF’s ESP is improving then. 🙂
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December 15, 2014 6:11pm
dad4justice

nasska I don’t nark I just fix the problem in the end.

But you could email David F to see whether I am lying you pathetic twisted coward.
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December 15, 2014 6:12pm
Kea

Jack5, I did not even look at the cartoon. Given your offence at cartoons I wonder if you Muslim, not Jewish 😉
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December 15, 2014 6:21pm
Fletch

The Hobbit/The Office mashup, with Martin Freeman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zhCo8EM4E
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December 15, 2014 6:29pm
Jack5

Kea (6.21)

You Muslim? That’s a bit of a leap. You Ringatu? Te Kooti and all that?
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December 15, 2014 6:30pm
Longknives

“FFS these scum need to be banned forever!”

That I can gather- D4J wants Bruv and I (Bruvknives?) “banned forever” because we don’t support his beloved All Blacks?? Seems a little harsh…
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December 15, 2014 6:34pm
Kea

Jack5, what ever I am, I do not run around demanding that certain groups of people are groveled to and getting upset about cartoons and things.
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December 15, 2014 6:35pm
dad4justice

Longbruv – how many multiple identities did you have on Panda Sports before the moderator outed you?
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December 15, 2014 6:38pm
mikenmild

Let me get this straight. D4J was upset about being accused of harbouring multiple identities but now is upset that other Kiwibloggers might once have harboured multiple identities on another website. Have I got this right? Should I even care?
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December 15, 2014 6:43pm
Kea

Jack5, I just checked the cartoon out. Are you joking ?

You are really no better than those crackpot Muslims demanding the prophet is not drawn. The ONLY difference is you think Jews are gods-chosen, not Mohammad.

(Notwithstanding that JK is not a Jew in the first place)
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December 15, 2014 6:44pm
Shawn Herles

Let me get this straight. D4J was upset about being accused of harbouring multiple identities but now is upset that other Kiwibloggers might once have harboured multiple identities on another website. Have I got this right?

Yes.

Should I even care?

No. 😉
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December 15, 2014 6:45pm
nasska

DPF @ 4.36pm: “A few people have been alleging certain commenters are Dad for Justice. D4J only comments under his own name. Accusing others of being him is trolling and may get sanctioned.”

dad4justice @ 6.38pm: “Longbruv – how many multiple identities did you have ”

Hmmm 🙁
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December 15, 2014 6:46pm
publicwatchdog

Ok Wellington regional Kiwibloggers – have done some ‘due diligence’ on the Wellington regional ‘Supercity’ reorganisation proposal:

1) The current ‘reorganisation proposal’ published by the Local Government Commission is a DRAFT.

2) Submissions on this DRAFT reorganisation proposal must be received by the Local Government Commission by 2 March 2015.

3) The Local Government Commission will, after hearing and considering submissions produce and publish a FINAL ‘reorganisation proposal’ for the Wellington region.

4) Electors have 60 days from the publication of that FINAL reorganisation proposal to petition for a binding POLL on this proposal, which requires 10% of electors within a territorial authority.

(I got this information directly from the Principal Advisor for the Local Government Commission).

Also, I spoke today to Ron Mark, NZ First MP and former Mayor of Carterton, and offered whatever support I could to help STOP the Wellington ‘$upercity’.

I will make myself available for meetings in order to pass on my direct experience and research into the DISASTROUS experience for the majority of Auckland Council citizens and ratepayers of this ‘$upercity for the 1%’.

Kind regards

Penny Bright
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December 15, 2014 6:47pm
All_on_Red

What’s going on Mikey? That’s two upticks I’ve given you today.
Oh well, I guess it’s Christmas
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December 15, 2014 6:48pm
mikenmild

Please don’t feel you have to make yourself available to Wellingtonians, Penny. We will have enough trouble defeating the government’s proposal without the added handicap of a certifiable lunatic on the team.
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December 15, 2014 6:50pm
Shawn Herles

Good point nasska. Is David aware that D4J has been making that accusation towards Big Bruv for months now, if not longer?
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December 15, 2014 6:51pm
waikatogirl

I see the Ministry of Health are predicting a budget blowout. Not helped by immigration.

Here’s an idea, apart from Kiwis coming home, STOP immigration until our health system and other services can cope with a larger population.

We don’t have enough money to give our current population full health covet in a timely manner
We don’t have enough housing in parts of NZ
etc
etc

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Northland Iwi planning to charge for access to 90 Mile Beach. What happened to the Queens Chain? Good to see some local Maori not happy about the charge.
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December 15, 2014 6:53pm
nasska

Dad’s conscience will probably get the better of him Shawn. I’m sure he will either nark on himself or confess to DPF without anyone else becoming involved. 🙂
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December 15, 2014 6:54pm
Longknives

I think you and your Megaphone might need to move to Wellington Penny- To get ‘closer to the action’ like…
(I hear there might be a spare room at Mikenmilds?)
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December 15, 2014 6:54pm
waikatogirl

Penny, can you tell us Kiwibloggers what a “part time” Prime Minister is ?

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Penny, our PM works damn hard, many more hours than all those dissenters deserve. 🙂
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December 15, 2014 6:59pm
publicwatchdog

Milkenmild – Ron Mark was delighted to receive my offer of assistance 🙂

Perhaps you aren’t very genuine in your purported opposition to the Wellington $upercity?

Kind regards

Penny Bright
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December 15, 2014 7:01pm
Nostradamus

Longknives:

(I hear there might be a spare room at Mikenmilds?)

Johnboy has said his gate is always open for Penny – she only has to say the word and she’ll have a place to stay! Under Johnboy’s roof, she’ll get more than she bargained for, of course, but that’s another story.
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December 15, 2014 7:01pm
publicwatchdog

Part-time PM John Key works hard for whom?

So do I, actually …

Kind regards

Penny Bright
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December 15, 2014 7:02pm
stigie

Is there a cartoon of a cuckoo around somewhere ?
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December 15, 2014 7:04pm
Shawn Herles

Dad’s conscience will probably get the better of him Shawn.

Problem is nasska, I’m not entirely sure he has one.
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December 15, 2014 7:06pm
waikatogirl

Milkenmild – Ron Mark was delighted to receive my offer of assistance

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Does Ron Mark know who you are???
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December 15, 2014 7:09pm
publicwatchdog

Sheesh – some of you Kiwibloggers, apparently of the BOY variety need to MAN up and stop acting like little kids?

Meant of course in a caring way – but some of you reckon I’M boring??

Penny Bright
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December 15, 2014 7:10pm
waikatogirl

Part-time PM John Key works hard for whom?

So do I, actually …

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Penny, You’re not seriously comparing yourself and your hobby to being the Prime Minister!
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December 15, 2014 7:14pm
waikatogirl

Penny, Last time I looked there was no man bits on me 😉

You make it so easy, e en for a girl 🙂
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December 15, 2014 7:16pm
publicwatchdog

Why yes ANONYMOUS ‘Waikato Girl’ – a lot of politicians know who I am – given the various Parliamentary petitions / submissions / Press Releases etc…..

I guess if YOU had some PROVEN track record of acting for the public or the public interest, politicians might know who YOU were too?

But then – you’d probably have to WOMAN up and give your actual name?

So – probably not much time of that happening any time soon ….

(Meant of course in a caring way dear 😉

Penny Bright
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December 15, 2014 7:40pm
Reid

Penny Bright

Penny I’ve always used my real name here too and I’ve given both my full name and address on various occasions.

What I find quite extraordinary is that some of us in this group who do this seem to have some sanctimonious view about this behaviour to the extent some of us deride those who choose not to do the same for some reason only those people who so deride.

What’s interesting is if you really truly were the persona you allege yourself to be, such derision would be far from your thoughts, let alone your actual, real, on the record blogging actions.

So what conclusion would you like us to draw over this Penny?

Meant of course in a just, righteous, transparently unsanctimonious and completely non-condescending way. Dear.
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December 15, 2014 7:45pm
Rowan

Thank you David for confirming that Dad4justice only comments in his own name. Hopefully this will get through to the thick as pig shit scum that frequent this blog (Bigot Blouse, Narsekisser, Pocketknives etc) and keep insisting that I am a pseud of his. Thanks again for clarifying that this is totally untrue.
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December 15, 2014 8:00pm
Shawn Herles

Reid, I have been thinking about the other day, and have a proposal.

First, I want to point out that my initial reaction to you on that day was because you told two other posters to “F**k off” and I was offended by that, for a number of reasons, not least that you are a Christian, and to me that was a bad look. That was the reason for my having a go at you, not so much your views.

That said, while we both will likely never agree about some issues, I will admit that my responses to you have not been helpful. I have too often engaged in mocking, rather than debating, and that is a bad habit on my part for which I apologize.

I am happy to just leave you alone, or if I do respond to something I will make a point of keeping it civil and respectful. If you can do the same in responding to me, then I think this will help defuse the aggravation we both feel, and we won’t be annoying other posters with flame wars.

I am out for a while, but will check back later for your response. And again, as one Christian to another, I apologize for the way I have handled things.
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December 15, 2014 8:09pm
publicwatchdog

Whatever ‘Reid’ ……

Hey – do you think that our ‘part-time’ Prime Minister John Key, needs to take a couple of ‘concrete pills’ and HARDEN UP?

Calling Labour Leader Andrew Little – ‘aggressive’ – comes across just a wee bit whimpy/whiney – don’t you think?

Can’t quite handle the jandal when told to ‘cut the crap’?

Maybe Mr Popularity – okey blokey ‘part-time’ PM John Key, is now coming across as a wee bit phoney?

Well, hardly surprising for an ex-Wall Street banker to finally come across as ‘shonky’ as the Teflon mask FINALLY starts to slip…..
(in my considered opinion).

Penny Bright

(Who calls it as she sees it – you don’t have to like it – and many Kiwibloggers probably won’t ?)
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December 15, 2014 8:09pm
publicwatchdog

Good on you Shawn.

Seriously.

Kind regards

Penny Bright
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December 15, 2014 8:13pm
waikatogirl

I guess if YOU had some PROVEN track record of acting for the public or the public interest, politicians might know who YOU were too?
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You will never know cause I don’t blow my own trumpet to all and sundry. I do however pay my rates even if I don’t agree with the Council all the time!

Meant in a caring way of course
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December 15, 2014 8:13pm
waikatogirl

Hey – do you think that our ‘part-time’ Prime Minister John Key, needs to take a couple of ‘concrete pills’ and HARDEN UP?

Calling Labour Leader Andrew Little – ‘aggressive’ – comes across just a wee bit whimpy/whiney – don’t you think?

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No Penny, our PM doesn’t need to harden up. You weren’t listening to what JK said. He doesn’t care how aggressive Angry Little is. He doesn’t need to react to Angry as that just throws fuel on his aggressive tone.

Nobody likes to be shouted at and it is not encouraged in the workplace. JK said he was surprised Angry got away with what he said in the House, as there is 100 years of protocol of being polite, not cursing like a union organiser!
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December 15, 2014 8:30pm
Johnboy

“Meant of course in a just, righteous, transparently unsanctimonious and completely non-condescending way. Dear.” 🙂

Very Christian of you…….as always Reid! 🙂
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December 15, 2014 8:34pm
stigie

Sheep all taken care of JB ?
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December 15, 2014 8:37pm
Johnboy

I always rise early and do my rounds stigie. A satisfied sheep is a happy sheep as my old grandpappy once said! 🙂
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December 15, 2014 8:40pm
Redbaiter

Hey Johnboy, when your dogs lick your hand, do they remind you of Stigie?
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December 15, 2014 8:45pm
waikatogirl

Our woolly friends have recently gone to the big sheep pen in the sky. They will be tasty, just cooling off in the freezer first. 🙂

They lived a happy life in good grass and sunshine
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December 15, 2014 8:55pm
Johnboy

No more than you do when you lick my dick Red! 🙂
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December 15, 2014 8:56pm
Reid

As one Christian to another, I apologize for the way I have handled things.

My brother I too apologise to you and thank you for your kind offering of the olive branch and your courage in putting yourself out there on the precipice.

Clearly we push each other’s buttons. I don’t really know why but God always has a reason for establishing a relationship and regardless of whether or not we ever meet, I’ll not be forgetting you.

It’s of course unknown how this may develop in future, but personally I hope it will improve my understanding not so much of what you think as why you think what you think. That’s always been to me the most fruitful exchange.

Peace and love Shawn.

Sincerely.
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December 15, 2014 9:01pm
Redbaiter

Naaah, you’ll have to ask Stigie abut that too JB.

Don’t forget to remind him to bring a magnifying glass. As high powered as he can find I’d reckon.
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December 15, 2014 9:04pm
Kea

told two other posters to “F**k off” and I was offended by that, for a number of reasons, not least that you are a Christian,

😆

Yeah lets forget the centuries of torture, oppression, persecution war and death, that continues on today. Lets focus on Swearing 😯
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December 15, 2014 9:20pm
Griff

Does it remind you of true blue at its height redbaiter?

Lick lick
A sample of typical comments of mutual masturbation from truly pointless bile nz the now defunct due to being totally self adoring wankfest and mostly unsupported blog of redbait and his sycophantic cohort of redtardbait

Yes, I’m afraid you’re right Terry

Dead right,

Thanks kindly Terry

Agree with everything you say here Red.

I’ll back you on that one

Thank you for saying what I’ve been thinking for some time, Red\\

Damn right.

Thanks for your comments guys & girls.

This site is looking good,
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From about twenty five comments read
Enough to make you puke init it all that mutual arse licking on one blog no wonder its defunct redbaiter
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December 15, 2014 9:21pm
Reid

Hey – do you think that our ‘part-time’ Prime Minister John Key, needs to take a couple of ‘concrete pills’ and HARDEN UP?

No he seems quite relaxed. $50m+ in the bank probably has that effect.

Tell me what do you think about the fact Key donates his entire salary to charity. Hulun didn’t do that, did she? Do you hate Key for doing that? Isn’t that evil. Giving your own money to poor children. How shocking.

Calling Labour Leader Andrew Little – ‘aggressive’ – comes across just a wee bit whimpy/whiney – don’t you think?

No I think it’s perfectly true – he is. Clearly. Angry Andy’s like the little kid in short pants who yearns to make some impression with the seniors. It’s just he doesn’t really have any substance so he tries to pretend. Just like all 90 pound bullies. Like Winston. For another example.

Maybe Mr Popularity – okey blokey ‘part-time’ PM John Key, is now coming across as a wee bit phoney?

We’ll have to wait for the polls won’t we Penny. One thing I can absolutely guarantee you however. He’s never going to release an airbrushed portrait of herself like Hulun did. Wasn’t that so extraordinarily shallow of her? I’m sure you must agree. You can hardly deny it, can you.

Well, hardly surprising for an ex-Wall Street banker to finally come across as ‘shonky’ as the Teflon mask FINALLY starts to slip…..(in my considered opinion).

The reason Key’s been successful amongst the people of NZ is that, actually, despite myriad attempts to portray him as you just described, he’s not one of those, he never was, and he never will be, and the more you try to pretend he is, the more people shy away from the proposition. This is because Penny and you need to get this through your thick skull: it’s not an act. He really, truly, isn’t.

The fact you fools on the left can’t seem to get that through your heads is more reflective of the way you people look at the world than any imaginary evil you idiots see in terms of say, the media, who you galloping mentals apparently hallucinate, protect the image of the evil banker from slipping out.

Fact is: you fools can’t see reality when it walks up, smacks you in the face and sends your side spinning into political oblivion for six years. You fools still hallucinate, don’t you, that some terrible injustice has been done and very soon indeed, the veil will lift and the truth will dawn. That really truly is what you morons discuss ad infinitum at your pathetic one-room conferences, isn’t it.

Penny Bright

(Who calls it as she sees it – you don’t have to like it – and many Kiwibloggers probably won’t ?)

I don’t really care Penny. Your opinion is as worthy to me and as valuable as a ten-year olds is on some weighty political matter. In fact less so, since at least, they have innocence on their side. You don’t even have that excuse.
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December 15, 2014 9:22pm
Kea

Griff you missed this gem

“Redbaiter, I truly love the way you said your comment. For some odd reason it brought tears to the eyes.”

http://truebluenz.com/2014/04/19/benefits-a-communist-govt-might-bring-to-nzs-far-left-political-spectrum/

Now that is real debate 😉
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December 15, 2014 9:27pm
Griff

A man can only read so much fawning asre licking and empty platitudes in one go The taste of puke was rising and I could not take any more without losing my dinner kea.
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December 15, 2014 9:30pm
nasska

Griff

From your link:

….” If they dug up Maggie Thatcher and brought her down here propped up with sticks I might vote for her.”….

Arse munching & necrophilia to boot. 🙂
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December 15, 2014 9:32pm
stigie

It always comes back and bites him hard on the arse that he needs to reach out for the Trueblue vasoline !~
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December 15, 2014 9:32pm
Griff

I used to be a necrophiliac but the rotten c**t split on me nasska.
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December 15, 2014 9:33pm
publicwatchdog

Hey Reid!

When do you think our ‘part-time’ Prime Minister John Key is going to apologise to New Zealanders for NOT being a man, and acting like such a wimp when Labour Leader Andrew Little simply told him, in a straightforward way that ordinary folks could understand – to ‘cut the crap’?

‘Aggressive’ Andrew?

Sheesh!

It’s not like Andrew Little used the REALLY nasty, unparliamentary “f” or “c” words in the House?

“Fraud” and “Corruption”?

Maybe ex-Wall Street banker, part-time Prime Minister John Key just isn’t really a real ‘man’s man’?

Maybe he’s really just a bit ‘soft’ when it comes to handling the jandal and dealing with arguably, justifiably ‘angry’ straight-talking, from someone who isn’t a pretendy ‘bloke’?

Just asking ……

Kind regards

Penny Bright
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December 15, 2014 9:45pm
nasska

Griff

Could you take a few screenshots of the comments on Trueblue. If Baity keeps getting stick over it he may take the site down to save himself from more embarrassment. 🙂
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December 15, 2014 9:46pm
Johnboy

If I wasn’t so concerned that all the ladies here would swoon at the sight of it I’d post the photos of Red sucking my dick! 🙂
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December 15, 2014 9:49pm
stigie

Would he be able to get his mouth over it JB ?
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December 15, 2014 9:51pm
Redbaiter

Hey Johnboy you’ve never given a damn for offending any ladies reading here before. For example you’re lucky Lucia’s husband doesn’t track you down and shove your ignorant cowardly big mouthed head up your arse.
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December 15, 2014 9:52pm
publicwatchdog

Hey Reid!

How much personal responsibility do YOU think our ‘part-time’ Prime Minister John Key should take for the Global Financial Crisis caused by the collapse of the derivatives market, for which he was the Head for Merrill Lynch, and which was completely left without regulation in November 1999, when on President Bill Clinton’s watch, the Glass Steagall Act was repealed?

Kind regards

Penny Bright
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December 15, 2014 9:53pm
Redbaiter

“If Baity keeps getting stick over it he may take the site down to save himself from more embarrassment.”

Thanks for the laugh Narsekissa. I’m so worried about what Kiwiblog resident prog pond scum might think.
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December 15, 2014 9:54pm
Kea

Johnboy, I have to warn you that under the new Enforced Gay Marriage and Sodomy laws, you may have to support your new partner and he could take half your stuff.

I’m so worried about what Kiwiblog pond scum might think.

Which explains why he is always here and not there 🙂
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December 15, 2014 9:54pm
Griff

It needs to be deleted so the internet is cleansed of such pointless arse licking nasska
and besides we will always know the truth about bedwetters blogging effort
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December 15, 2014 9:55pm
Kea

“track you down and shove …. up your arse.”

He seems to be invoking the compulsory sodomy provisions already 😆
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December 15, 2014 9:57pm
nasska

I’m happy that you’re not going to let what the “Kiwiblog resident prog pond scum might think” spoil your day Baity but maybe it is time to pull the pin on Trueblue.

Embalming only lasts so long…..it could be time for burial. 🙂
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December 15, 2014 10:00pm
Johnboy

I’m sure he would if only you would be his standard bearer Red. The True Blue flag of decency would drive him on to die on the barricades of disgusting immorality in the defence of his sensitive little delicate petal! 🙂
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December 15, 2014 10:00pm
publicwatchdog

C’mon fellas – you’re a bit old for the boyz behind the bike shed grubby talk?

Besides – some of us don’t have access to electron microscopes to inspect any photos of your private parts….

Sheesh!

The thought thereof is somewhat off-putting to those of us who have yet to eat our dinner 🙁

Meant of course in a caring way ….

Kind regards

Aunty Penny 🙂
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December 15, 2014 10:02pm
Redbaiter

Hey Johnboy, haven’t had your picture taken with David Cunliffe and a bottle of wine recently have you?
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December 15, 2014 10:05pm
Viking2

I know its late but this is funny.

A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, ‘I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.’
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly…
She says to the mortician, ‘Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied… You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful.. How much did you spend?’
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
‘There’s no charge,’ she says.
‘No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!’ she says.
‘Honestly, ma’am,’ the blonde says, ‘it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. So I just switched the heads.”
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December 15, 2014 10:06pm
Johnboy

That’s what I really like about you Red. You never realise when we’re taking the piss out of you.

You and the Black Knight could be soulmates! 🙂
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December 15, 2014 10:08pm
Redbaiter

You never realise when we’re taking the piss out of you.

Trying to take the piss to be more accurate JB. If these guys were half as witty as they think they are they’d all be getting the same money as David Letterman. That they’re all droning witless self congratulating socialist losers on the bones of their arses is the reality they wont confront.
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December 15, 2014 10:16pm
Kea

” losers on the bones of their arses ”

Because only rich $$$ folk are allowed opinions in Red’s utopia. 🙂

Keep it up Red. Show NZ what sort of society an ultra right wing conservative dictatorship provides.
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December 15, 2014 10:20pm
renderer

Red your grasp of the finer intricacies of the English language never ceases to amaze me.
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December 15, 2014 10:22pm
publicwatchdog

Good one Viking 🙂

Penny
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December 15, 2014 10:24pm
Johnboy

Wealthy men like Nasska and I (who are in receipt of National Super) don’t need your pity Red. If you give us any more shit we shall hop on the bus using our Winston cards and come up and whup your miserable arse with our walking sticks you cheeky young whipper snapper you! 🙂
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December 15, 2014 10:24pm
stigie

If you are both nice to him JB, he just might let you have a drive in his conservative Mustang !~
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December 15, 2014 10:29pm
Johnboy

Night all! What fun it’s been again! 🙂
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December 15, 2014 10:30pm
Redbaiter

Red your grasp of the finer intricacies of the English language never ceases to amaze me.

If I ever get my blog going again Renderer I know I will be able to depend upon you and Grief as two of the most avid readers. Thanks for that.
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December 15, 2014 10:31pm
publicwatchdog

Ok folks – it’s been fun – but tea time coming up:)

I really do enjoy Kiwiblog ….

Have a good snooze boyz & grrls – tomorrow is another day 🙂

Kind regards

Penny
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