12 days of Christmas by Dad 4 Justice

I did have to laugh at this special version of the 12 days of Christmas by Dad 4 Justice.  The final recital is:

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My ex love sent to me
Twelve Penal notices
Eleven Allegations
Ten CYFS people
Nine Dates for hearings
Eight separate motions
Seven injunction papers
Six witness statements
Five policemen……………
Four solicitors letters
Three harassment charges
Two protection orders
And a summons to stop my custody

Not sure it will be as catchy as the original!