What will Archbishop Tamaki say?
Destiny Archbishop and Pontifex Minimus Brian Tamaki is making an announcement at 1 pm today about “his political future, and that of the Destiny New Zealand political party”.
So what will Brian announces. Here are the options:
- He is going to become the Leader of the Destiny Political Party, replacing his flunkie Richard Lewis
- He is winding up the Destiny Political Party, so a broader church based grouping can be formed
- He spoke to Jesus, and Jesus has told him to become Prime Minister, so he is giving up his church role to work fulltime on the political role
- The Holy Trinity is expanding to be a Holy Quartet, as God e-mailed me to say they need a hand. Currently negotiating if I sit on his right or left hand side.
Any other options?