What will Archbishop Tamaki say?

Destiny Archbishop and Pontifex Minimus Brian Tamaki is making an announcement at 1 pm today about “his political future, and that of the Destiny New Zealand political party”.

So what will Brian announces.  Here are the options:

  1. He is going to become the Leader of the Destiny Political Party, replacing his flunkie Richard Lewis
  2. He is winding up the Destiny Political Party, so a broader church based grouping can be formed
  3. He spoke to Jesus, and Jesus has told him to become Prime Minister, so he is giving up his church role to work fulltime on the political role
  4. The Holy Trinity is expanding to be a Holy Quartet, as God e-mailed me to say they need a hand.  Currently negotiating if I sit on his right or left hand side.

Any other options?

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