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May 14, 2007 12:48pm by David Farrar

Joke II

What came first?

The chicken or the baton!

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Selma Bouvier

Only when an ex All Black testifies in your defence
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May 14, 2007 6:49pm
Whaleoil

What no hat tip….shame on you….you paying for lunch on Wednesday now sucker
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May 15, 2007 7:22am
phil u

oh..!..it’s whaleblubbers’ ‘joke.’.

that explains why it is so resolutely unfunny…eh..?

(and he’s claiming copyright..?…(!)..)

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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May 16, 2007 8:29am
mo more

John-boy Campbell stole your “why did the chicken cross the road” intro the other night David…uncredited too!
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May 16, 2007 9:28am
little phil

Welcome back “phil u”

You’ve been lying conspicuously low lately during this whole bestiality debate. Why?

Confidentially, you’re not the “fill ewe” who advertises in the personal column of Sheep-Shaggers Weekly are you…eh!…(?)…I’ll understand if you are a bit evasive answering that question.
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May 16, 2007 9:42am
Comedian

Oh “Little Phil” is a nasty character – got anything nice to say?
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May 16, 2007 10:05am
Paul Marsden

We should at least be pleased to see that is no one here of such bad taste, that they would dare to mention the ‘Chicken Dance’
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May 16, 2007 10:22am
little phil

Comedian – having such thin skin must be an occupational handicap in your profession.

Does it entitle you to go on the special “artist/performers’ benefit”? Good luck!
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May 16, 2007 10:41am
phil u

um..!

http://whoar.co.nz/?p=10730

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May 16, 2007 10:44am
David Farrar

mo more – did he? What night can you remember. I actually invented that one myself. Whale Oil does get credit for this one.
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May 16, 2007 10:56am
phil u

go gettim david..!

i used it..(but credited)

http://whoar.co.nz/?p=10768

and..um..!..whaleblubber dosen’t deserve ‘credit’ for that..

he deserves debit…eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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May 16, 2007 11:22am
Sam Dixon

What interests me is little phil’s appearent fimilarity with the contents of the Sheep-Shaggers’ Weekly.
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May 16, 2007 2:47pm
little phil

Sam, it’s nothing to be ashamed of if I’ve aroused your interest…(wink, wink…)…but I’d be careful if I was ewe…with a surname like that…glass houses…!…eh(!)
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May 16, 2007 3:18pm
mo more

DPF – I think it was Monday night (14 May?)
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May 16, 2007 3:36pm
idiotboy

More like:

Why did Wayne Idour cross the road?

Coz he had his unmentionable up the chicken’s unmentionable.
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May 16, 2007 8:12pm
idiotboy

Why did David Farrar cross the road?

Coz he was kissing Wayne Idour’s ass in recognition of his supreme investigation skills.

lol!
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May 16, 2007 8:34pm
phil u

sheesh..!..idiot-boy..

you ain’t funny..eh..?

now..that was twice..

just stop it now..!

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May 16, 2007 9:30pm
David Farrar

Idiotboy – you are a moron for the record. If you bothered to use Google or even have been here for more than a few minutes, you would know my view of Mr Idour. Go check out:

http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2006/09/did_labour_hire_pis.html

http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2006/09/brethren_must_be_isolated.html
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May 16, 2007 11:59pm

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