Accidental Divorce
Wow being a Muslim and sleep talking is not a good combination. An Indian Muslim said the Urdu word for divorce, “talaq”, three times in his sleep and the local religious leadership have said he must leave his wife as he is no longer married to her.
However after a 100 day break they can remarry. But she has to go shag some other guy in the meantime. Yes, seriously.
Hat Tip: Fightback