Competing Carnivals

You remember the case of the GP who is turning his medical centre into a brothel because he claims the Government bureaucracy made it impossible to carry on as a GP.

Well on the same day as his gala brothel opening a group next door is holding a “Good Vibrations Carnival” to celebrate “wholesome family values”.

This may be one of the more stupid ideas in recent times. It attracts far more attention to the brothel opening and also probably ensures way way more customers as people will go to the “good vibrations” carnival for a couple of hours of free fun and then head next door for the “good vibrators” carnival for a couple more hours of paid fun!