Money and Sex

A Stanford University researcher has discovered that the neurons which make people lust for sex are the same ones which make peoiple crave money.

This makes sense and solves one of life’s mysteries – why right wingers are better in bed. Right wingers, obviously crave money much more than altrustistic lefties and if the neurons which turn you on for sex are the same ones as the money craving ones then hence they are obviously more developed and lead to better sex.