Terror Rewards – Air Miles

Heh satirical humour always goes down well. Today it is The Borowitz Report:

TERROR SUSPECTS TO RECEIVE FREQUENT FLIER MILES
New Program Makes Rendering Rewarding, Condi Says

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice today acknowledged that the United States often flies terror suspects to foreign countries to be interrogated by means not allowed in the U.S., but said that the government was instituting a new program by which the suspects would receive frequent flier miles for their journeys.