The Death Test

You call a girl high maintenance just once, and she then wants to know when you’re going to die!

Well having now sat the death test, I have established the following:

I can expect to die on Wednesday, August 8th 2046, aged 78.

I am most likely to die from:

Alcoholism (10%)
“Cleaning your Rifle” (7%)
Contagious Disease (3%)
Drowning (3%)

Interesting I die close to Maria – only 18 months apart. It means if we marry we get to have 39 years together 🙂