Mannequin Sex

Q: Why did the man have sex with a mannequin?

A: He just thought she was British 🙂

And that may be the defence in this US case where a man was arrested after being found “with his pants and underclothing down and lying next to the half-naked female mannequin”.

The gentleman, wonderfully named Plentyhorse, was described by the Police as having charmed the mannequin: “There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That