Chat-Up Lines

The NZ Herald has an amusing articles on chat-up lines. Now I am not at all a user of chat-up lines – I prefer just to talk to people normally to see if we get on. However I was amused by the line researchers suggested worked best:

“Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?”

Now I’d be interetsed in comments from females especially about how they would react if someone tried that line on them. Would it be:

a) Laugh at the line and invite them for a drink
b) Slap them
c) Reply with “Yes but my heaven is reserved for bad boys only” and pinch their arse
d) Tell them to piss off
e) Other ______