Election Drinking Game

A couple of people have sent me this election drinking game, which I’ve converted from the pdf.

I’ll be having my own guide for the night, as follows:

Each seat National wins off Labour – 1 nip

If Winston loses Tauranga – 4 nips

If NZ First gets wiped out – 5 nips

If NZ First gets wiped out, and Helen stays in power because of that – 2 nips

If Progressive get reduced to one MP (which will force Jim to retire next election) – 2 nips

If Jim Anderton loses Wigram to Labour – 3 nips

If the Greens don’t make 5% – 4 nips (nothing personal, just means Helen is goneburger then)

If Mark wins Wellington Central – 10 shots, one after another.

If Mark makes it as a List MP – 2 nips

If the Lower North Island Region (Napier and Whanganui down) gets nine National MPs – 3 nips

If LNI gets ten National MPs – 5 nips

If Helen has to try and negotiate a deal with both the Greens and the Maori Party – 2 nips

If National wins the most seats – 4 nips

If National ends up clearly able to form a Government – 15 shots in a row

If the Libertarianz win a seat or make 5% – stop drinking due to hallucinations

If Helen loses and blames it all on Michael Cullen – 4 nips

Suggestions for others welcome.