St Molesworth on the National Women’s Conference

St Molesworth is good this week. Enjoy and nominate your favourite one.

Top 10 things overheard at the national women’s conference:

1. Would you like to buy a raffle ticket? First prize is a seat on the board of TVNZ.

2. I’d like to kick that John Tamihere right in the front bottom.

3. How sweet! It’s a group photo of Nine to Noon’s entire production and presentation team.

4. You know, the rules provide no guidance on whether Jordan Carter actually counts.

5. Quick, get to the main auditorium! Kim Hill’s beating a panelist with a chair.

6. Is that Marilyn Waring over there with the goat?

7. Call security – Marc Ellis, Matthew Ridge and Bob Jones are loose in the auditorium.

8. Excuse me, would you like to buy one of these lovely National Council of Women t-shirts?

9. I can’t believe it – thirty years of feminism and I still haven’t got a thing to wear.

10. All men are still bastards.