Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Lunch

The ANZAC branch of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy met over lunch at Upper Hutt Cobb & Co today. Present were myself; Kiwi Bob, Tom Paine and Murray of Silent Running; and Dick Cheney.

One realises one is in Upper Hutt when you see the dress code on the door says “No beanies to be worn inside”!

As most of my colleagues are Jewish, I of course ordered the Pork Sirloin to minimise any chance they would steal my food.

We finalised our plans for increasing our military strength so we at least have the chance of a draw against Fiji. Also decided that the UN is welcome to Helen Clark as next Secretary-General. Left until our next meeting the issue of the invasion of Tasmania.