An easy call

ASEAN wants New Zealand (and Australia) to sign a non-aggression pact, where we promise not to do pre-emptive attacks on Brunei, Cambodia, Indoensia, Laos, Malaysia, Myanmar, Phillipines, Singapore, Thailand, and Vietnam.

Considering Helen has abolished our combat air force, so hence we couldn’t even subdue Pitcairn Island, it is a pretty easy pledge to make.

Perhaps we should also declare that we will restrain ourselves from invading China and/or bombing Canada.