An enslaved New Zealand

I knew the Aussies were getting pissed off with us for spending so little on defence and bludging off them for security, but now they have set up a political party whose policy is to enslave us in retaliation.

EnslaveNZ has a top ten list of reasons to invade and enslave New Zealand.

I actually think the idea isn’t all bad, because it would be like Planet of the Apes (Aussies as apes of course) and after a few years the cunning Kiwis would overthrow their masters and rule both countries.