Three great US quotes

I am enjoying my first visit to the US and meeting US politicians (as well as those from 25 other countries). Three great quotes from today:

1) US politician – “Where I come from, gun control means having a steady hand”

2) State Auditor – “Our motto is “In God we trust, everyone else we audit”

3) Radio News – “The Bonnie and Clyde team responsible for several recent robberies have split up. Clyde is dead and Bonnie is in handcuffs”